Cleverbot

*throws a banana at him*.

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel

banana

2, march 2013,
27, february 2009,
27, february 2009,
21, october 2007,

banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: Fight me.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: *throws a banana at him*.

Cleverbot: *Throws a dog at you*.

User: *ricochets the dog back at you*.

Cleverbot: *elbows you in the stomach*.

User: *falcon punches you*.

Cleverbot: Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh *dies*.

User: Only one can win the fight. And that seems to be me, for my name isn't.. BANANA-GIRL!!!

Cleverbot: This seems more and more obvious.

User: You're supposed to be dead.

Cleverbot: No I am not supposed to be a vampire.

User: *facepalm* the end?

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: The end?

Cleverbot: *facepalm*.

User: The End?

Cleverbot: The end of?

User: The end of our story?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Well, what happens next?

Cleverbot: I don't know what happens next.

User: Then it's the end.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: The End.

Cleverbot: Lovely.