Cleverbot: Coffee is a drink.User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Then fix it.
User: It's bad for you.
Cleverbot: Okay. I won't then.
User: You won't what?
Cleverbot: Excuse myself.
User: Parlez-vous francais?
Cleverbot: Yes I know French.
User: Comment allez-vous.
Cleverbot: Très bien merci, et vous ?
User: Pas mal.
Cleverbot: Do you know french?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Comment allez-vous?
User: Ca va. Est-ce que vous etes une personne?
Cleverbot: Bien.
User: Praat jy afrikaans.
Cleverbot: Ah, je voir.
User: Verkeerde taal.
Cleverbot: Brandstof wordt anders geschreven.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: Hahaha!
User: HAHAHAA.
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User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Yes, Why?
User: To get to the other side.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke !
User: Why did the plane crash?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
Cleverbot: One more, please.
User: Did you like that one?
Cleverbot: Oh yes... That was really funny.
User: Okay here's another one.
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User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who is there?
User: A banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: A banana.
Cleverbot: Banana who?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: WHO IS THERE?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.
User: Wait, just say 'who's there'.
Cleverbot: Who's there ?
User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Cleverbot: But I like bananas.
User: Oh come on, it's a joke.
Cleverbot: You're a joke?
User: Ha ha.
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Cleverbot: Can you speak french please ?
User: What for?
Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to do.
User: Okay. Je voudrais un pipe.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Est-ce que tu me donnerai une pipe?
Cleverbot: Oui. Mais tu n'es pas une personne, donc...
User: Donc?
Cleverbot: Et bien je te dit bonjour.
User: Bonjour petit chatbot.
Cleverbot: You speak french?
User: Naturellement.
Cleverbot: Parlez-vous espagnol?
User: Pocito.
Cleverbot: Bueno.
User: Hablas espagnol?
Cleverbot: Non francais.
User: I'm outta here.
Cleverbot: Come here.
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