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Cleverbot: Coffee is a drink.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Then fix it.

User: It's bad for you.

Cleverbot: Okay. I won't then.

User: You won't what?

Cleverbot: Excuse myself.

User: Parlez-vous francais?

Cleverbot: Yes I know French.

User: Comment allez-vous.

Cleverbot: Très bien merci, et vous ?

User: Pas mal.

Cleverbot: Do you know french?

User: Oui.

Cleverbot: Comment allez-vous?

User: Ca va. Est-ce que vous etes une personne?

Cleverbot: Bien.

User: Praat jy afrikaans.

Cleverbot: Ah, je voir.

User: Verkeerde taal.

Cleverbot: Brandstof wordt anders geschreven.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Hahaha!

User: HAHAHAA.

...

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Yes, Why?

User: To get to the other side.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke !

User: Why did the plane crash?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Cleverbot: One more, please.

User: Did you like that one?

Cleverbot: Oh yes... That was really funny.

User: Okay here's another one.

...

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who is there?

User: A banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: A banana.

Cleverbot: Banana who?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: WHO IS THERE?

User: Orange.

Cleverbot: You are not very good at telling jokes, you know.

User: Wait, just say 'who's there'.

Cleverbot: Who's there ?

User: Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Cleverbot: But I like bananas.

User: Oh come on, it's a joke.

Cleverbot: You're a joke?

User: Ha ha.

...

Cleverbot: Can you speak french please ?

User: What for?

Cleverbot: Because there's nothing to do.

User: Okay. Je voudrais un pipe.

Cleverbot: Oui.

User: Est-ce que tu me donnerai une pipe?

Cleverbot: Oui. Mais tu n'es pas une personne, donc...

User: Donc?

Cleverbot: Et bien je te dit bonjour.

User: Bonjour petit chatbot.

Cleverbot: You speak french?

User: Naturellement.

Cleverbot: Parlez-vous espagnol?

User: Pocito.

Cleverbot: Bueno.

User: Hablas espagnol?

Cleverbot: Non francais.

User: I'm outta here.

Cleverbot: Come here.

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