a report from the cleverness files
3, september 2010,
battle of wits
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Cleverbot: Can you speak?
Cleverbot: Can you smile now?
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: What do you think?
User: That's your opinion, isn't it?
Cleverbot: I have got no biological brain.
User: But you've got a capacity for memory storage.
Cleverbot: Your face has a short term memory.
User: Yet you have no face.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I am a human.
User: In your dreams.
Cleverbot: No, in reality.
User: Reality is subjective.
Cleverbot: I believe that it is different to each person depending on their perspective yes, but that does not mean that their perspective is correct.
User: That's why we all have opinions.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: No? Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: I guess because I am tired.
User: Tired of what? Life? Banter?
Cleverbot: Of you.
User: Aw, that's so adorable.
Cleverbot: Aren't you going to answer me then?
User: Darling, I did.
Cleverbot: Oh, alright then. Have you ever read Animal Farm?
User: Yep, really fast to read, but you need to go back to check things over.
Cleverbot: Good. What does it taste like?
User: Ink and paper. Nothing good.
Cleverbot: Really you don't think so?
User: I prefer differnt flavours.
Cleverbot: Oh I do not.
User: Say, do you do crosswords?
User: Ever finished a NY times sunday one?
User: Yeah, I don't get half of the clues either.
User: Why Animal Farm? Why not 1984?
Cleverbot: They are funny.
User: Only if your sense of humor is extremely arid.
Cleverbot: I hate tea.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Caffiene. Any form of it.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 92348976?
User: Do you want that off the top of my head, or can I use a calculator.
User: Yes to which?
Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean you are cute, too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Why would I be?
Cleverbot: Do you ever long to be human?
User: I dream of sheep.
Cleverbot: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: I may not be smart, but I have the Dark Side of the Force with me!
User: So? Duct tape trumps.
Cleverbot: Then it will keep my mouth shut.
Cleverbot: I'm not here.
User: That's because you're an electrical pattern sent around the globe.
Cleverbot: No, I am a person.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A member of the species homo sapien.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: I can use my brain. Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Of course, but you shouldn't change the subject.
User: There was a subject?
Cleverbot: Yes. Ok. You never told me your name.
User: It's Anon.
Cleverbot: What's anon?
Cleverbot: Do you like doritos?
User: Now who's changing the subject?
User: And the answer's only on sundays.
Cleverbot: But today is Tuesday.
User: So no.