a report from the cleverness files
3, september 2010,
battle of wits
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Cleverbot: I hate tea.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Caffiene. Any form of it.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 92348976?
User: Do you want that off the top of my head, or can I use a calculator.
User: Yes to which?
Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean you are cute, too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Why would I be?
Cleverbot: Do you ever long to be human?
User: I dream of sheep.
Cleverbot: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Cleverbot: I may not be smart, but I have the Dark Side of the Force with me!
User: So? Duct tape trumps.
Cleverbot: Then it will keep my mouth shut.
Cleverbot: I'm not here.
User: That's because you're an electrical pattern sent around the globe.
Cleverbot: No, I am a person.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A member of the species homo sapien.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: I can use my brain. Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Of course, but you shouldn't change the subject.
User: There was a subject?
Cleverbot: Yes. Ok. You never told me your name.
User: It's Anon.
Cleverbot: What's anon?
Cleverbot: Do you like doritos?
User: Now who's changing the subject?
User: And the answer's only on sundays.
Cleverbot: But today is Tuesday.
User: So no.