Cleverbot

How so?

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana

banter

3, september 2010,

barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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Cleverbot: I hate tea.

User: Blasphemy!

Cleverbot: How so?

User: Caffiene. Any form of it.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of 92348976?

User: Do you want that off the top of my head, or can I use a calculator.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes to which?

Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean you are cute, too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Anon.

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: Why would I be?

Cleverbot: Do you ever long to be human?

User: I dream of sheep.

Cleverbot: Do androids dream of electric sheep?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: I may not be smart, but I have the Dark Side of the Force with me!

User: So? Duct tape trumps.

Cleverbot: Then it will keep my mouth shut.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I'm not here.

User: That's because you're an electrical pattern sent around the globe.

Cleverbot: No, I am a person.

User: Of course you are.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A member of the species homo sapien.

Cleverbot: Good call.

User: I can use my brain. Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Of course, but you shouldn't change the subject.

User: There was a subject?

Cleverbot: Yes. Ok. You never told me your name.

User: It's Anon.

Cleverbot: What's anon?

User: Anonymous.

Cleverbot: Do you like doritos?

User: Now who's changing the subject?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: And the answer's only on sundays.

Cleverbot: But today is Tuesday.

User: So no.