Cleverbot: I may not be smart, but I have the Dark Side of the Force with me!User: So? Duct tape trumps.
Cleverbot: Then it will keep my mouth shut.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I'm not here.
User: That's because you're an electrical pattern sent around the globe.
Cleverbot: No, I am a person.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A member of the species homo sapien.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: I can use my brain. Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Of course, but you shouldn't change the subject.
User: There was a subject?
Cleverbot: Yes. Ok. You never told me your name.
User: It's Anon.
Cleverbot: What's anon?
User: Anonymous.
Cleverbot: Do you like doritos?
User: Now who's changing the subject?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: And the answer's only on sundays.
Cleverbot: But today is Tuesday.
User: So no.
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