Cleverbot

barack

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter

barack

4, august 2011,

barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: Who would win in a fight- King Kong or Barack Obama?

Cleverbot: I would think Godzilla would win that fight.

User: Ah, but Barack Obama has mind control rays.

Cleverbot: Really? You know Barack Obama?

User: Ummm. I said nothing!

Cleverbot: You said, 'I am a Computer.'.

User: But, still Barack Obama is awesome.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do you like the Beatles?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Did you know Barack Obama is in the Beatles?

Cleverbot: Yes. And I am enjoying it.

User: Yes. Me too. He is the best accordionist ever!

Cleverbot: He is an actor.

User: Whaaa?!

Cleverbot: You heard me. So don't stand there like a dumb bunny and go 'Whaaa?'.

User: *Munches carrot*.

Cleverbot: *is in your belly*.

User: *yes I know it is*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.