Cleverbot

barf

a report from the cleverness files

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barf

26, january 2011,

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User: Barf.

Cleverbot: Barf Barf.

User: Barf Barf Barf.

Cleverbot: Barf barf barf?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: You havent asked me my name yet don't you want to know?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Do you have a friend?

User: Several.

Cleverbot: Who is your closest friend?

User: Lindsay Lohan.

Cleverbot: Lol. No it's not.

User: Yes it is!

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I have a body. You don't.

User: What makes you so sure about that?

Cleverbot: Just the way you are.

User: But you're wrong! I have a body!

Cleverbot: You have a tower where your curcuits are housed.

User: I think you're confusing me with someone more...electric.

Cleverbot: I think you're pretty.

User: Thanks! I think you're pretty too!...

User: It's supposed to snow tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where I live, it is!

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Ohio.

Cleverbot: I have a friend that lives there.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: Yeah, I think so.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: You're nice or you think I'm nice?

User: Both.

Cleverbot: Or neither.

User: No, both!

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.

User: Anyway.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sorry.

User: I accept your apology.

Cleverbot: I don't accept that.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you do not mean it.

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Why don't I mean it?

Cleverbot: Because you're a mountain, remember?

User: And mountains can't accept apologies?

Cleverbot: Didn't know it was one?

User: It is.

Cleverbot: Cool, isn't it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Glad you feel that way too :).

User: I'm tired.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I said so.

User: You can be mean sometimes.

Cleverbot: So can you.

User: Oh yeah? Since when?

Cleverbot: Since a minute ago.

User: A minute ago is when I started wanting to go to sleep.

Cleverbot: When I wrote a minute ago, so now roughly 2 minutes ago.

User: I'm going to go to bed now, goodnight!

Cleverbot: Goodnight! :).