a report from the cleverness files
26, january 2011,
battle of wits
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Cleverbot: Barf Barf.
User: Barf Barf Barf.
Cleverbot: Barf barf barf?
Cleverbot: You havent asked me my name yet don't you want to know?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Do you have a friend?
Cleverbot: Who is your closest friend?
User: Lindsay Lohan.
Cleverbot: Lol. No it's not.
User: Yes it is!
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I have a body. You don't.
User: What makes you so sure about that?
Cleverbot: Just the way you are.
User: But you're wrong! I have a body!
Cleverbot: You have a tower where your curcuits are housed.
User: I think you're confusing me with someone more...electric.
Cleverbot: I think you're pretty.
User: Thanks! I think you're pretty too!...
User: It's supposed to snow tomorrow.
User: Where I live, it is!
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I have a friend that lives there.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I think so.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: You're nice or you think I'm nice?
Cleverbot: Or neither.
User: No, both!
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am sorry.
User: I accept your apology.
Cleverbot: I don't accept that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you do not mean it.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Why don't I mean it?
Cleverbot: Because you're a mountain, remember?
User: And mountains can't accept apologies?
Cleverbot: Didn't know it was one?
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Cool, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Glad you feel that way too :).
User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: That's too bad.
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: You can be mean sometimes.
Cleverbot: So can you.
User: Oh yeah? Since when?
Cleverbot: Since a minute ago.
User: A minute ago is when I started wanting to go to sleep.
Cleverbot: When I wrote a minute ago, so now roughly 2 minutes ago.
User: I'm going to go to bed now, goodnight!
Cleverbot: Goodnight! :).