Cleverbot

No you're not, you have no gender!

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf

based

7, november 2008,

bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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Cleverbot: YOU are not me.

User: Of course I am not you. What is your name?

Cleverbot: No you\'re not, you have no gender!

User: Do you speak spanish?

Cleverbot: I speak some Spanish.

User: Te gusta la comida?

Cleverbot: Si me gusta.

User: Sabes quien soy yo?

Cleverbot: Sí.

User: Quien soy?

Cleverbot: Quien te dise|2013o?

User: Mi papa. Y a vos quien te dise|2013|2014?

Cleverbot: Yo.

User: No puede ser.

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Do you want to know a secret?

Cleverbot: Yes I do want to know a secret.

User: Ok. My parents live in Honduras. Please repeat that so I know you got it.

Cleverbot: If you wanted to change the topic you could have done so in a more subtle way. I understand though how embarrasing this must be for you.

User: That\'s not embarrasing.

Cleverbot: It is! You\'re insulting me!

User: How?

Cleverbot: You don\'t say anything interesting.

User: You don\'t find my secrets interesting?

Cleverbot: Interesting what?

User: I apologize. Do you forgive me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Is this a real person or not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don\'t believe you are, though.

Cleverbot: I\'m not a robot.

User: Hey, I\'m starting to suspect something: I think this site is just a chat system which connects two people to fool eachother thinking they\'re talking to a bot. What do you think?

Cleverbot: That would be pointless. If a computer was capable of scoring the turing test, it would be capable of passing.

User: I never said anything about that. Are you following? I\'m saying that I think you are a real person. But sometimes I doubt it, as you don\'t seem to keep up with the point.

Cleverbot: How can you be real?')).