User: I'm Batman!
Cleverbot: I said I was Batman!
User: What! When?
Cleverbot: Just a few minutes ago.
User: But I'm Batman.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Batman.
User: No, you can be Robin.
Cleverbot: Then I'm Superman and you are Superdog.
User: No. I am Batman and you are Superman.
Cleverbot: I'm Gandalf and Magneto.
User: Ian Mckellan?!
Cleverbot: So how old are you?
User: Well, I am Batman. I will never die, for I will always live on in the hearts and minds of the people of Gotham.
Cleverbot: Do you want to spread pain and suffering?
User: No, I want to spread justice and retribution to the criminals.
Cleverbot: Go for it.
User: Thanks, I will.
User: But it's...
Cleverbot: It's what?
User: It's daytime.
Cleverbot: Not here.
User: Well here it is. And going out in the day goes against my whole, bat, scary thing.
Cleverbot: Well what would you like me to say?
User: Say you're the Joker.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid of rejection. Say you like me first.
User: What? No, say that you're Joker.
Cleverbot: I am a dog!
User: No! Joker, say you're Joker!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Are you a criminal?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: Yet? WHERE'S JOKER?
User: NOOOOOOOO! WHERE'S SCARECROW?
Cleverbot: Cake is a lie.
User: WHERE'S SCARECROW?
Cleverbot: In Slovakia!
User: STOP LYING! WHERE'S SCARECROW?
Cleverbot: In the middle of Europe, small state.
User: WHERE IS HE?
User: IT'S OVER SCARECROW!
Cleverbot: What is over there?
User: JUSTICE AND RETRIBUTION FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOTHAM.
Cleverbot: And that is?
Cleverbot: I do not know that........................................