Cleverbot

batman

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom

batman

2, march 2013,
11, may 2011,

battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: I'm Batman!

Cleverbot: I said I was Batman!

User: What! When?

Cleverbot: Just a few minutes ago.

User: But I'm Batman.

Cleverbot: No, I'm Batman.

User: No, you can be Robin.

Cleverbot: Then I'm Superman and you are Superdog.

User: No. I am Batman and you are Superman.

Cleverbot: I'm Gandalf and Magneto.

User: Ian Mckellan?!

Cleverbot: So how old are you?

User: Well, I am Batman. I will never die, for I will always live on in the hearts and minds of the people of Gotham.

Cleverbot: Do you want to spread pain and suffering?

User: No, I want to spread justice and retribution to the criminals.

Cleverbot: Go for it.

User: Thanks, I will.

Cleverbot: Now.

User: Now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But it's...

Cleverbot: It's what?

User: It's daytime.

Cleverbot: Not here.

User: Well here it is. And going out in the day goes against my whole, bat, scary thing.

Cleverbot: Well what would you like me to say?

User: Say you're the Joker.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid of rejection. Say you like me first.

User: What? No, say that you're Joker.

Cleverbot: I am a dog!

User: No! Joker, say you're Joker!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Are you a criminal?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: Yet? WHERE'S JOKER?

Cleverbot: Dead.

User: NOOOOOOOO! WHERE'S SCARECROW?

Cleverbot: Cake is a lie.

User: WHERE'S SCARECROW?

Cleverbot: In Slovakia!

User: STOP LYING! WHERE'S SCARECROW?

Cleverbot: In the middle of Europe, small state.

User: WHERE IS HE?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: IT'S OVER SCARECROW!

Cleverbot: What is over there?

User: JUSTICE AND RETRIBUTION FOR THE PEOPLE OF GOTHAM.

Cleverbot: And that is?

User: BATMAN!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I do not know that.