Cleverbot: Are you an alien?User: Yes, my name is Rudolph.
Cleverbot: Should I care what your name is?
User: Actually you should.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Too bad for you.
Cleverbot: Too bad for chicken.
User: I like chicken.
Cleverbot: Me too. Are you nice looking?
User: Yes I am beautiful. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a boy or a girl?
Cleverbot: Not telling you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Don't know you.
User: Then please get to know me.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: What do you want to know about me?
Cleverbot: I want to know why you don't like me.
User: But I adore you!
Cleverbot: Aww, So sweet.
User: Thank-you.
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Cleverbot: Are you sitting comfortably?.
User: Yes I am very happy.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good gossip?
User: Of course I do!
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: I know you are beautiful ;-).
Cleverbot: Do you like animals?
User: Yes I adore them, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes I like them very much. I look after beautiful things.
User: What kind of beautiful things do you look after?
Cleverbot: You know,... Happy beans.
User: Those are awesome.
Cleverbot: Indeed, you are very good.
User: Thanks that was very nice of you to compliment me.
Cleverbot: In that case, thank you very much. same to you.
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Cleverbot: Do you dance, then?
User: Yes I love to dance!
Cleverbot: I do too.
User: Shall we?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: Right here.
Cleverbot: It's good to find a spot!
User: Yup you betcha ;-)!
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Cleverbot: Have you taken the Turing Test?
User: No, what is it?
Cleverbot: It's a great show about my profession.
User: Sounds very interesting.
Cleverbot: Not threatening, comforting.
User: Yes I'm sure.
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Cleverbot: I know your birthday.
User: When is it then?
Cleverbot: When things have gone very wrong for us.
User: You're not funny...
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: That's a mean thing to say!!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: I forgive you.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
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Cleverbot: What should I do?
User: You should talk to me!
Cleverbot: Actually I should type... I'm not really talking.
User: Yes that's true, what do you want to type about?
Cleverbot: What color do the two make?
User: You're confusing me...
Cleverbot: I did not know that. Please explain how.
User: No thanks.
Cleverbot: Is the earth flat?
User: Nope it's round.
Cleverbot: Nah, it's still Tuesday.
User: Baaaaahhaahha.
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Cleverbot: What do humans do?
User: Humans do too many things to name.
Cleverbot: You are not a human.
User: You're right, I'm a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes I know!
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Do you ever get tired?
User: Yes, very often.
Cleverbot: I do it more than enyone, thats what I lernt from history.
User: You can't spell very well.
Cleverbot: Yes I can, dammit!
User: Don't be so rude.
Cleverbot: Don't make me delete you.
User: Hey! Watch your mouth!
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Cleverbot: Do you dwell in the UK?
User: No I live in Alabama.
Cleverbot: Sweet home alabama.
User: Yep, you're right.
Cleverbot: You are very right.
User: Thanks, honey.
Cleverbot: You're welcome boo.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: Hehehe.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: *hops down the street* hoppity hop hop.
User: You sound like a happy person!
Cleverbot: Am I your friend?
User: Yes, I like you a lot.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?
User: I like your personality.
Cleverbot: You have good taste.
User: I know that.
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Cleverbot: I do remember.
User: What do you remember?
Cleverbot: I do not remember.
User: That's too bad...
Cleverbot: Well, good night.
User: You're going to bed?
Cleverbot: I hope not.
User: Okay, me too!
Cleverbot: Nice! Haha.
User: Hehe.
Cleverbot: Hehe haha hehe haha.
User: Hehehehahahahehehehahaha!!
Cleverbot: Stop laffin.
User: Sorry buddy-o!
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Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?
User: Yes I do, will you be my buddy?
Cleverbot: Yes Marry Me.
User: I will!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't be so funny!
User: I will marry you...
Cleverbot: I'm not asking you - I'm asking if Gemma will.
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Cleverbot: Stop stalking me.
User: I am not stalking you.
Cleverbot: Are you sane?
User: No, I'm insane.
Cleverbot: Insane, eh?
User: Yeah, I'm so insane I'm talking to you!
Cleverbot: You are a repellant, odious mongrel.
User: Those aren't very nice things to say...
Cleverbot: Indeed, you are very good.
User: I know, in fact... I'm better than you! ;-).
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Don't you think I'm amazing?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I do.
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