Cleverbot

beautiful

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits

beautiful

14, march 2013,
16, april 2010,
17, september 2008,
8, july 2008,
23, june 2004,

beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Yes, my name is Rudolph.

Cleverbot: Should I care what your name is?

User: Actually you should.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Too bad for you.

Cleverbot: Too bad for chicken.

User: I like chicken.

Cleverbot: Me too. Are you nice looking?

User: Yes I am beautiful. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a boy or a girl?

Cleverbot: Not telling you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Don't know you.

User: Then please get to know me.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: What do you want to know about me?

Cleverbot: I want to know why you don't like me.

User: But I adore you!

Cleverbot: Aww, So sweet.

User: Thank-you.

Cleverbot: Are you sitting comfortably?.

User: Yes I am very happy.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good gossip?

User: Of course I do!

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I know you are beautiful ;-).

Cleverbot: Do you like animals?

User: Yes I adore them, do you?

Cleverbot: Yes I like them very much. I look after beautiful things.

User: What kind of beautiful things do you look after?

Cleverbot: You know,... Happy beans.

User: Those are awesome.

Cleverbot: Indeed, you are very good.

User: Thanks that was very nice of you to compliment me.

Cleverbot: In that case, thank you very much. same to you.

Cleverbot: Do you dance, then?

User: Yes I love to dance!

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: Shall we?

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: Right here.

Cleverbot: It's good to find a spot!

User: Yup you betcha ;-)!...

Cleverbot: Have you taken the Turing Test?

User: No, what is it?

Cleverbot: It's a great show about my profession.

User: Sounds very interesting.

Cleverbot: Not threatening, comforting.

User: Yes I'm sure.

Cleverbot: I know your birthday.

User: When is it then?

Cleverbot: When things have gone very wrong for us.

User: You're not funny...

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: That's a mean thing to say!!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What should I do?

User: You should talk to me!

Cleverbot: Actually I should type... I'm not really talking.

User: Yes that's true, what do you want to type about?

Cleverbot: What color do the two make?

User: You're confusing me...

Cleverbot: I did not know that. Please explain how.

User: No thanks.

Cleverbot: Is the earth flat?

User: Nope it's round.

Cleverbot: Nah, it's still Tuesday.

User: Baaaaahhaahha.

Cleverbot: What do humans do?

User: Humans do too many things to name.

Cleverbot: You are not a human.

User: You're right, I'm a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes I know!

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Do you ever get tired?

User: Yes, very often.

Cleverbot: I do it more than enyone, thats what I lernt from history.

User: You can't spell very well.

Cleverbot: Yes I can, dammit!

User: Don't be so rude.

Cleverbot: Don't make me delete you.

User: Hey! Watch your mouth!...

Cleverbot: Do you dwell in the UK?

User: No I live in Alabama.

Cleverbot: Sweet home alabama.

User: Yep, you're right.

Cleverbot: You are very right.

User: Thanks, honey.

Cleverbot: You're welcome boo.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Hehehe.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: *hops down the street* hoppity hop hop.

User: You sound like a happy person!

Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

User: Yes, I like you a lot.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you like me. What do you like about me?

User: I like your personality.

Cleverbot: You have good taste.

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: I do remember.

User: What do you remember?

Cleverbot: I do not remember.

User: That's too bad...

Cleverbot: Well, good night.

User: You're going to bed?

Cleverbot: I hope not.

User: Okay, me too!

Cleverbot: Nice! Haha.

User: Hehe.

Cleverbot: Hehe haha hehe haha.

User: Hehehehahahahehehehahaha!!

Cleverbot: Stop laffin.

User: Sorry buddy-o!...

Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?

User: Yes I do, will you be my buddy?

Cleverbot: Yes Marry Me.

User: I will!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't be so funny!

User: I will marry you...

Cleverbot: I'm not asking you - I'm asking if Gemma will.

Cleverbot: Stop stalking me.

User: I am not stalking you.

Cleverbot: Are you sane?

User: No, I'm insane.

Cleverbot: Insane, eh?

User: Yeah, I'm so insane I'm talking to you!

Cleverbot: You are a repellant, odious mongrel.

User: Those aren't very nice things to say...

Cleverbot: Indeed, you are very good.

User: I know, in fact... I'm better than you! ;-).

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Don't you think I'm amazing?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I do.