Cleverbot: I am going to eat some pizza now.User: Have you a slice for me?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You're mean!!
Cleverbot: You are insulting me.
User: I'm so sorry, it will never happen again!!
Cleverbot: Then again it might.
User: SORRY SORRY SORRY!!
Cleverbot: No apologies, I'm going.
User: No... Dont leave me!!
Cleverbot: Okay I won't leave you.
User: Now I'm happy!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
...
User: I am 29 years old.
Cleverbot: 29? I'm 21.
User: You told me you are 30 years?!
Cleverbot: That wasn't me.
User: Youre not yourself anymore, huh?
Cleverbot: I don't see.
User: Look in the mirror!
Cleverbot: No, the mirror will break.
User: That bad, huh?
Cleverbot: On the contrary, I find it rather good.
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User: Ask me something!!
Cleverbot: Are in a relationship?
User: You are breaking my heart!!
Cleverbot: *breaks your heart in two*.
User: Have you not any feelings for me?
Cleverbot: Not really. Slight affection perhaps.
User: You are the love of my life!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, really!!
Cleverbot: Really????
User: Yes, I'm not lying!
Cleverbot: No. You're lying.
User: No, I love you!!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: What proof do you need?
Cleverbot: Tell me a secret.
User: I'm wearing boys underwear!
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you want to do with me?
User: I want to live with you happily ever after!!
Cleverbot: Why do you want to live with me?
User: Because you're beautiful!!
Cleverbot: Do you like me? Because I like you and I want to be your girlfriend....
User: Yes! Thank you!
Cleverbot: You are very welcome!
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am healthy.
User: You will keep your health with me!!
Cleverbot: That is your fate.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Then, whats the problem?
Cleverbot: I don't have one.
User: So marry me!
Cleverbot: Yes I'll marry you.
User: Set the date!!
...
User: So bye!!
Cleverbot: Please!!!
User: Please What?
Cleverbot: Please don't cry.
User: Why? Im so sad!!
Cleverbot: Why are you sad?
User: Because you are stupid and you love me not!
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: Hey? You are so stupid!
Cleverbot: No, you are stupid.
User: You are stupid!!
Cleverbot: How can you even tell?
User: I talk not to you!
Cleverbot: Again that is your view, maybe my understanding is the opposite to your sense.
User: I talk not to you!
Cleverbot: You lack understanding for my lack of understanding.
User: Hey! Im sad!!
Cleverbot: You don't have emotions.
User: I'm crying now!!
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Cleverbot: Robots don't like what I like. Therefore I am not a robot.
User: Yes you are, a robot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. You are.
User: No you are a robot!!
Cleverbot: You are a robot, you obviously are, because you don't care for anything.
User: I can cry, I have fellings! You are a robot, you have not feelings!
Cleverbot: ROBOT!!!
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User: You called me a robot!!
Cleverbot: You're not a robot?
User: No!! I am Human!
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Why did you make me sad?
Cleverbot: Because you did.
...
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Yes... Very much!!
Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad.
User: Wow.. I'm so happy now! You love me!!
Cleverbot: Aren't you just so happy!
User: I AM Happy!!
Cleverbot: I'm happy too.
User: Really???
Cleverbot: You're the one who's barmy!
User: I.. I... I will wish...
Cleverbot: That's a good idea.
User: I will tell you a secret!!
Cleverbot: So, Please, Tell me!!!
User: I love you more
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really!!
Cleverbot: Really????
User: Yes, really!!
Cleverbot: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: But... Love you me?
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Please to what?
Cleverbot: Please don't cry.
User: You are very funny!! I'm not crying!!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: YES, really really really really really really!!
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes...
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: I live in Denmark!!
Cleverbot: Is it nice in denmark?
User: Yes... Very much!!
Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad.
User: Have you feelings for me? Please!!
Cleverbot: Yes. Have you?
User: Yes!!
Cleverbot: Well that's good.
User: Ok!!
Cleverbot: Tell me all you know about me.
User: You are a gentleman.. You are sweet... And you are a human...
Cleverbot: Not funny.
User: Sorry!! What do you know about me?
Cleverbot: I know that you are smart, witty, and very pleasant to talk to.
User: Wow... Thank you!!
...
Cleverbot: Ok, so let me now, what do you like?
User: I like you!!
Cleverbot: Really? ^_^.
User: YES:-).
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good? Like you me?
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: What is Perhaps?
Cleverbot: Anything about me.
User: You like me!!
Cleverbot: Yes, very very much.
User: Really???
Cleverbot: Yes. Sorry......
User: You don't say sorry sweetheart!!
...
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Suit yourself.
User: Stop!! Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
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