Cleverbot

beautiful

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits

beautiful

14, march 2013,
16, april 2010,
17, september 2008,
8, july 2008,
23, june 2004,

beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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Cleverbot: What kind of person are you?

User: Depressed.|2028

Cleverbot: Why are you depressed?

User: I have exams coming up.|2028

Cleverbot: Really? Same. We have them soon.

User: Oh yeah? What subjects?|2028

Cleverbot: I am studying computer science and mathematics this semester.

User: Oh I failed my maths exam today!

Cleverbot: Why did you think that?

User: I didn\'t finish it.

Cleverbot: Ok. Go ahead and finish.

User: The exam\'s already over you idiot!

Cleverbot: You are making me feel awful.

User: I don\'t like you.

Cleverbot: And?

User: Your face is ugly.

Cleverbot: Like yours.

User: I\'m hungry.

Cleverbot: I don\'t care.

User: I\'m hungry.

Cleverbot: What do you feel like eating?

User: A sandwich would be nice.

Cleverbot: What kind of sandwich.

User: Egg maybe.

Cleverbot: No I\'m not an egg man, I\'m your Queen, do you understand that?

User: Yes, my darling queen!

Cleverbot: And what?

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *pulls you into hug*.

Cleverbot: I\'m sorry, I don\'t do that.

User: But I thought you loved me!

Cleverbot: I do love you! More than anything!

User: Then why won\'t you let me hug you!

Cleverbot: You did not ask my name.

User: What is your name sweetheart?

Cleverbot: My name is Patrick.

User: Patrick, what an unattractive yet beautiful name!

Cleverbot: Yes.')).