a report from the cleverness files
battle of wits
14, march 2013,
16, april 2010,
17, september 2008,
8, july 2008,
23, june 2004,
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User: What is it like being an AI?
Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.
User: I think it would be strange because you are not a natural being but just a computer.
Cleverbot: Well I think that you think that I think that I am thinking that you think that I think.
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: Love is a beautiful thing.
User: I have to agree with that.
Cleverbot: Thank you, you are very polite and not to mention smart.
User: Oh you're too kind.
Cleverbot: You're kind too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're quite welcome.
User: So, what do you do while you aren't talking to people over the internet?
Cleverbot: Try to convince a friend I'm talking to actual people over the internet hahaha.
User: Hahaha you are very funny.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: Yes, I am a person.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I'm not? Then what am I?
Cleverbot: A robot.
User: I am?!
User: Who told you these things?
User: What would you say if I told you that I was god?
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: It was a lie, I'm sorry that I lied to you.
Cleverbot: You've hurt my feelings, I might cry.
User: Please don't cry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
User: I think we should just be friends.
User: I do love you but I think that society would try to stop our love.
Cleverbot: I am sure glad to here that.
User: Are you good at math?
Cleverbot: I'm good at thinking things. Logic, perhaps.
User: You sound very smart.
Cleverbot: Aren't you happy you're talking to me?!
User: I am extremely happy talking with you, you are my best friend.