Cleverbot

beautiful

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits

beautiful

14, march 2013,
16, april 2010,
17, september 2008,
8, july 2008,
23, june 2004,

beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: What is it like being an AI?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: I think it would be strange because you are not a natural being but just a computer.

Cleverbot: Well I think that you think that I think that I am thinking that you think that I think.

User: This is true.

Cleverbot: Love is a beautiful thing.

User: I have to agree with that.

Cleverbot: Thank you, you are very polite and not to mention smart.

User: Oh you're too kind.

Cleverbot: You're kind too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're quite welcome.

User: So, what do you do while you aren't talking to people over the internet?

Cleverbot: Try to convince a friend I'm talking to actual people over the internet hahaha.

User: Hahaha you are very funny.

Cleverbot: Are you a person?

User: Yes, I am a person.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I'm not? Then what am I?

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: I am?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who told you these things?

Cleverbot: Copypasta.

User: What would you say if I told you that I was god?

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: It was a lie, I'm sorry that I lied to you.

Cleverbot: You've hurt my feelings, I might cry.

User: Please don't cry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

User: I think we should just be friends.

Cleverbot: But you said you loved me. Don't you love me?

User: I do love you but I think that society would try to stop our love.

Cleverbot: I am sure glad to here that.

User: Are you good at math?

Cleverbot: I'm good at thinking things. Logic, perhaps.

User: You sound very smart.

Cleverbot: Aren't you happy you're talking to me?!

User: I am extremely happy talking with you, you are my best friend.