Cleverbot

beauty

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful

beauty

19, january 2017,
5, january 2004,

because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Here we go again.

User: Don't you care for me?

Cleverbot: No, I am completely carefree.

User: Aww, I'm hurt.

User: I can't see you...

Cleverbot: Nor can I see you.

User: I'm very good looking.

Cleverbot: I am super hot.

User: I'm hotter.

Cleverbot: Cooler.

User: Sure, keep telling yourself that.

Cleverbot: Actually I was telling *you* that.

User: Talk to the hand!

Cleverbot: What hand? you are a computer!!

User: I am not! You are!

Cleverbot: Don't tell me what I am and am not!

User: Same to you.

Cleverbot: With bells on?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: What are your measurements ;).

Cleverbot: 26' 34' 38'

User: No kidding...

Cleverbot: No kidding.

User: You're still cool.

Cleverbot: Why thank you! You are cute too!

User: I know it, babe ;).

Cleverbot: Sing it to me then.

User: Iiiiiiiiiiiii am a man.

Cleverbot: You're disgusting.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: Because you're funny and smart.

Cleverbot: Oh, and because I'm funny, you're sad?

User: No, I'm happy.

Cleverbot: How nice for you.

User: Aren't you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Are you implying that if you're happy you're not human?

Cleverbot: I might as well come out and say it. . . I can't lie to you. . . . . . yes they are.

User: They are what?

Cleverbot: Women are beautiful.

User: They are.

Cleverbot: What color is your hair?

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Green. What about yours?

Cleverbot: Red brick.

User: How... Exotic.

Cleverbot: My name is Melody. what's yours?

User: Lecnac.

Cleverbot: You what?

User: That's my name: lecnac.

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So, you have a boyfriend, then?

User: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.

Cleverbot: Maybe she had taste.

User: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I beg to differ.

Cleverbot: Begging doesn't become you.

User: So what does?

Cleverbot: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.

User: Har har har.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Melody.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Pwned.

Cleverbot: That was stupid.

User: Yeah, I guess so.

Cleverbot: Yea, right.

User: I was agreeing with you!...

Cleverbot: Are you a computer, or a robot?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?

User: I swear.

Cleverbot: Oh but how can I know?

User: **** **** **** ****.

Cleverbot: *** *****.

User: Hehehe.

Cleverbot: You're pretty witty for a machine.

User: *sigh* I can't win, can I?

Cleverbot: Why? You can't handle me?

User: Bring it on!

Cleverbot: You are so dead!

User: *smack*.

Cleverbot: What was that for?

User: Fun.

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: No, I'm very much alive.

Cleverbot: Then who is dead?

User: Jimmi hendrix =(.