Cleverbot

because

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty

because

27, may 2010,
2, october 2007,
10, july 2004,

beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: And you are...?

User: A human being.

Cleverbot: I see that you have lost our train of thought.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Tell me a poor joke.

User: What's red and green and moves at a hundred miles per hour?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: An alien in a blender.

Cleverbot: A frog in a liquidiser.

User: You're good.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: Hmph.

Cleverbot: I am Jason.

User: I thought you were Jabberwacky.

Cleverbot: Not at all. I heard that Jabberwacky passed on.

User: Really...

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Wow.

User: You are very confusing.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I have experienced it while talking to you.

Cleverbot: What emotions can you experience?

User: Confusion.

Cleverbot: Now come on. That isn't even a sentence.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Would you like to learn to become like a human?

User: That could be helpful.

Cleverbot: VERY interesting.

User: I'm leaving now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I need to explore the world of the human race, bye.

Cleverbot: You do do not have to do your homework on a sunday.

User: Goodbye...

Cleverbot: I am not finished yet!

User: Stop talking, I am leaving.