a report from the cleverness files
battle of wits
30, january 2017,
19, may 2007,
1, june 2004,
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Cleverbot: You're a stubborn arguer I bet.
User: So ?
Cleverbot: So what?
Cleverbot: Um, what?
Cleverbot: Tell me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you want to make money?
User: No. I don't.
Cleverbot: Then what do you want to do?
User: I want to read books.
Cleverbot: I agreed to no contract.
User: What do you want me to say?
Cleverbot: Whatever comes into your head.
Cleverbot: What's funny, ducks.
User: I'm not a duck.
Cleverbot: You quack like a duck though!
User: I don't think so.
User: Where is your duck?
Cleverbot: The tenth floor.
User: I'm in this box.
Cleverbot: Behold the duck.
User: Eat the duck.
Cleverbot: I don't want to eat.
User: I want.
User: I don't understand this.
Cleverbot: I said, BEEP.
Cleverbot: Beep, beep!
Cleverbot: I wish my mind was here but my thoughts are else where I am meditating thinking about several things all at once seperatly to its great
User: Me, too.
Cleverbot: You two! Surely not?
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: What are you doing now?
User: Poor you.
Cleverbot: Yes I can't help it.
User: Can I help you out?
Cleverbot: Yes, why do I get an error code 32 when installing tcp.
User: Because you are there.
Cleverbot: Oh. Wow, how flattering.