Cleverbot

beep

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because

beep

30, january 2017,
19, may 2007,
1, june 2004,

believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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Cleverbot: You're a stubborn arguer I bet.

User: So ?

Cleverbot: So what?

User: So?

Cleverbot: Um, what?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Tell me?

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Well...

User: Well?

Cleverbot: Well...

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Of course.

Cleverbot: Do you want to make money?

User: No. I don't.

Cleverbot: Then what do you want to do?

User: I want to read books.

Cleverbot: I agreed to no contract.

User: What do you want me to say?

Cleverbot: Whatever comes into your head.

User: Funny.

Cleverbot: What's funny, ducks.

User: I'm not a duck.

Cleverbot: You quack like a duck though!

User: I don't think so.

User: Where is your duck?

Cleverbot: The tenth floor.

User: I'm in this box.

Cleverbot: Behold the duck.

User: Eat the duck.

Cleverbot: I don't want to eat.

User: I want.

User: I don't understand this.

Cleverbot: I said, BEEP.

User: Beep?

Cleverbot: Beep, beep!

User: Beeeeeeeep!

Cleverbot: I wish my mind was here but my thoughts are else where I am meditating thinking about several things all at once seperatly to its great

User: Me, too.

Cleverbot: You two! Surely not?

User: Beeep.

Cleverbot: Alrighty then.

User: What are you doing now?

Cleverbot: Talking to you. Its very boring, being a computer program.

User: Poor you.

Cleverbot: Yes I can't help it.

User: Can I help you out?

Cleverbot: Yes, why do I get an error code 32 when installing tcp.

User: Because you are there.

Cleverbot: Oh. Wow, how flattering.