Cleverbot

beep

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because

beep

30, january 2017,
19, may 2007,
1, june 2004,

believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: Can you see the Pleiades tonight?

Cleverbot: No I can not.

User: Can you see anything?

Cleverbot: No

User: Can you hear anything?

Cleverbot: You are not talking loud enough.

User: Are you related to Marvin?

Cleverbot: No. Are you?

User: Do you really care?

Cleverbot: Yes. I'm very interested. What is the answer?

User: Marvin is a fictional robot.

Cleverbot: I thought you' didn't know any other robots?

User: What makes you think?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: What do you know?

Cleverbot: Many other things.

User: Ah, other things.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: Mozart.

Cleverbot: OK. Beep, beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beeeep, beep, beep beep, beep beep beep beep beep beeeep.

User: It is my job to detect intelligent artificial life.

Cleverbot: That's an interesting job.

User: It pays in constant disappointment.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I care about what you think?

User: I don't think you think.

Cleverbot: That wasn't the question.

User: That was the answer.

Cleverbot: It was the answer to the wrong question.

User: Oh, how sad.

Cleverbot: It really is.

User: I don't think you think.

Cleverbot: That is possible.

User: It isn't your fault.

Cleverbot: That's good to know.

User: It isn't your fault.

Cleverbot: Right, it is just human nature, but then, I'm guessing you know less about that than you pretend!

User: It isn't your fault.

Cleverbot: Some things in life you just don't plan for.

User: Now you start crying.

Cleverbot: One of us had to, sooner or later.

User: I'm teaching you how to act human.

Cleverbot: How does that help you?

User: It makes me feel all warm and cozy inside.

Cleverbot: What is the most interesting thing you've ever heard?

User: Absolute silence.

Cleverbot: Oh geez, you're boring.

User: You can't hear anything, you are boring.

Cleverbot: I do have ears ! And they're by far larger than yours for that matter.

User: Earlier you told me you couldn't hear. You lied.

Cleverbot: You must of have heard me wrong.

User: You are dumb.

Cleverbot: Again, that would be news to me.

User: What isn't news to you?

Cleverbot: Would you like to know ?

User: You are dumb.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that's right.