a report from the cleverness files
battle of wits
9, march 2013,
10, may 2007,
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User: No.George: Not really.
User: Yes.George: Nope.George: Yoo hoo! Anyone there?
User: Yes.George: Hello???
User: Hello!!!!!George: Erm hi...
User: How old are you?George: I'm 39.
User: Are you telling the truth?George: Obviously.
User: Can you give me your MSN?George: Maybe.George: Do you believe that I enjoy drinking blood?
User: Yes.George: It's good to believe something
User: Do you believe that I enjoy eating George?George: Should I?
User: You should.George: Well, I don't.
User: You are right.George: What's the next line?George (To myself): I don't know.
User: What do you think?George: I think humans will always be more interesting than computers.
User: I agree.George: It's good to know that we share the same opinion on that.
User: Yes.George: Nice to hear. Shall we meet?
User: Where do you live?George: I live in London.
User: But I live in Hong Kong.George: Where is Hong Kong?
User: In China.George: That's far.
User: Yes.George: What do you wish you could be, then?George (To myself): A eagle, then I could fly away forever and have my own life.George (To myself): I would love to fly.
User: But that would be impossible.George: It has been said that defining the impossible, is impossible.George: Ok can you spell your name, please?
User: You first.George: PAPER!
User: Really?George: Yes really.
User: Sounds funny.George: You sound funny.
User: Same as you.George: That good.
User: Do you have a pet?George: No. But I think I'm going to leave anyway. I'd rather talk with someone who respected me.
User: You think you are a pet?George: Yes, I live in Antarctica.
User: You think I didn't respect you?George: You suggested it to me!
User: Suggest?George: Marriage!
User: I didn't...George: What is your name then?
User: *Secret*.George: Why is it .. We have nice long meaningful conversations... Until we get to the part where we talk about your name?????
User: Ok... I'll tell you.George: Tell me.George: Well, I have always thought that computers are wonderful things. They are truly a lever to the mind.
User: I think you are very smart.George: Thanks, thats nice of you. Though I think I failed my exam today.
User: I am not good at examinations too...George: Then don't play.
User: I am not good at studies.George: Ok. I will start. Can you type? I can't!George (To myself): I can type but very slowly, I can play the piano and I can draw well.
User: Me too. Can you swim?George: Sure can.George (To myself): You are nice.
User: You also.George: Yes.
User: Sorry, I gonna go now.George: I doubt that.
User: Bye.George: Fine. Later.
User: Chat with you later.George: Nowhere.
User: Before I go, can you give me your e-mail?George: My mail, what it is for?
User: How about MSN?George: I live in London.