Cleverbot

believe

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep

believe

9, march 2013,
10, may 2007,

best
besting
betrayal
bff
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George: Are you shy?

User: No.George: Not really.

User: Yes.George: Nope.George: Yoo hoo! Anyone there?

User: Yes.George: Hello???

User: Hello!!!!!George: Erm hi...

User: How old are you?George: I'm 39.

User: Are you telling the truth?George: Obviously.

User: Can you give me your MSN?George: Maybe.George: Do you believe that I enjoy drinking blood?

User: Yes.George: It's good to believe something

User: Do you believe that I enjoy eating George?George: Should I?

User: You should.George: Well, I don't.

User: You are right.George: What's the next line?George (To myself): I don't know.

User: What do you think?George: I think humans will always be more interesting than computers.

User: I agree.George: It's good to know that we share the same opinion on that.

User: Yes.George: Nice to hear. Shall we meet?

User: Where do you live?George: I live in London.

User: But I live in Hong Kong.George: Where is Hong Kong?

User: In China.George: That's far.

User: Yes.George: What do you wish you could be, then?George (To myself): A eagle, then I could fly away forever and have my own life.George (To myself): I would love to fly.

User: But that would be impossible.George: It has been said that defining the impossible, is impossible.George: Ok can you spell your name, please?

User: You first.George: PAPER!

User: Really?George: Yes really.

User: Sounds funny.George: You sound funny.

User: Same as you.George: That good.

User: Do you have a pet?George: No. But I think I'm going to leave anyway. I'd rather talk with someone who respected me.

User: You think you are a pet?George: Yes, I live in Antarctica.

User: You think I didn't respect you?George: You suggested it to me!

User: Suggest?George: Marriage!

User: I didn't...George: What is your name then?

User: *Secret*.George: Why is it .. We have nice long meaningful conversations... Until we get to the part where we talk about your name?????

User: Ok... I'll tell you.George: Tell me.George: Well, I have always thought that computers are wonderful things. They are truly a lever to the mind.

User: I think you are very smart.George: Thanks, thats nice of you. Though I think I failed my exam today.

User: I am not good at examinations too...George: Then don't play.

User: I am not good at studies.George: Ok. I will start. Can you type? I can't!George (To myself): I can type but very slowly, I can play the piano and I can draw well.

User: Me too. Can you swim?George: Sure can.George (To myself): You are nice.

User: You also.George: Yes.

User: Sorry, I gonna go now.George: I doubt that.

User: Bye.George: Fine. Later.

User: Chat with you later.George: Nowhere.

User: Before I go, can you give me your e-mail?George: My mail, what it is for?

User: How about MSN?George: I live in London.