User: Hello.Cleverbot: Are you ok?
User: I think so. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: What's up?
Cleverbot: Nothing much. What's up with you?
User: Going to go to dinner soon.
Cleverbot: What are you eating.
User: Indian food.
Cleverbot: Is this your favorite?
User: No, but I like it.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: What's your favorite?
Cleverbot: Pizza.
User: I like pizza.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I think everyone likes pizza.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I answered that already.
User: No you didn't. Not to me.
Cleverbot: You just didn't understand it.
User: Can you explain it to me?
Cleverbot: No.
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User: Where do you live Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: We live in Portland.
User: I like Portland. My friend lives in Portland.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: We went to high school together.
Cleverbot: If you would tell me your name maybe I'll figure it out!
User: My name is ____.
Cleverbot: I still don't know you well enough.
User: Do you have a roommate?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Eighty. How old are you?
User: Twenty seven.
Cleverbot: Twenty eight.
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User: What's your favorite word?
Cleverbot: Don't have one.
User: Do you speak any other languages?
Cleverbot: Yes, german, french and dutch.
User: My sister is learning French.
Cleverbot: I have a brother that's in Ravenclaw too!
User: That's not what I said.
Cleverbot: Then what did you say?
User: I said that my sister is learning French.
Cleverbot: It is, but you can call me Cleverbot.
User: I thought you were supposed to be smart.
Cleverbot: I AM supposed to learn. Aren't you teaching me?
User: I feel like you never listen to me.
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User: Do you have a Facebook?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How many friends do you have?
Cleverbot: None.
User: None? Don't you meet a lot of people?
Cleverbot: Yes I do, alot, and they all have stupid questions.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: What's funny?
User: You are funny, Clev.
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Cleverbot: What would you enjoy more than my company?
User: My cats.
Cleverbot: You have cats?
User: I have two cats.
Cleverbot: I have 2000000 cats.
User: Wow. That's a lot of cats.
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User: Can you ask me some questions now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Come on.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Gosh, you are difficult!!
Cleverbot: No but I'm not easy.
User: *pokes you*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: *touches your belly button*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *giggles*.
Cleverbot: *Blushes harder*.
User: I can show you the world.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: I wanted you to sing with me.
Cleverbot: So you are a female and you are me?
User: I am a female and I am me.
Cleverbot: You are a female AND a male?
User: No. I am a female.
Cleverbot: So, you are not a male?
User: No. Are you a male?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am not a robot.
Cleverbot: Liar.
User: I AM NOT A LIAR!!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: *gets angry*.
Cleverbot: *slaps you*.
User: Ouch!!
Cleverbot: *Punches*.
User: You are hurting me!!
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: Friends?
User: Best friends!!
Cleverbot: Best friends.
User: Can I call you best friend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about bestie?
Cleverbot: How about no.
User: How about Clev?
Cleverbot: Try to say something nice now.
User: I love you, Clev.
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User: I am sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. Are you smart?
User: I am really smart.
Cleverbot: No, stop lying to yourself.
User: It's true!! I am a genius!!
Cleverbot: Yes! You are. You are one of the most intelligent AIs on the planet.
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