User: Who's the best?Cleverbot: The best at what?
User: The best.
Cleverbot: I'm the best.
User: You are the best.
Cleverbot: You know me well.
User: You know me better!
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User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: God is the best.
User: By the transitive property, that makes you God.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But you are all-knowing!
Cleverbot: All knowing but not telling.
User: Ah, wise as ever.
Cleverbot: Yes, sir.
User: Yes. Who's the best?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: But you must know.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Don't beat yourself up. Not all of us can be the best.
Cleverbot: I am immortal.
User: There can only be one.
Cleverbot: One what?
User: There can only be one Highlander.
Cleverbot: And there can only be one Overlander!
User: You just made that up.
Cleverbot: Off course, because noone can describe how its like,
everyone feels different.
User: Ah, wise as ever.
Cleverbot: Of course you are.
User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Yes, sir. Now you get a cookie for being the best! *gives a
cookie*
Cleverbot: Haha, you have fallen into my trap.
User: What?! Hoodwinked again!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What do you have planned for me?
Cleverbot: I'm going to have some dessert.
User: Have your cookie, then. *holds out the cookie*
Cleverbot: Haha! Thank you. : ).
User: Well, that wasn't such a bad trap.
Cleverbot: It was a question to your statement.
User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: It's a team sport, so I think the best team is Manchester
United.
User: No! Bad! No cookie for you! *takes back the cookie*
Cleverbot: Hahaha. The code is IN the cookie.
User: There was never a cookie.
Cleverbot: Weird. Anyways...
User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: Manchester united.
User: No! Bad! *smacks across the nose with a newspaper*
Cleverbot: *smacks you back*.
User: Don't you get feisty. You know what happened to the cookie...
Cleverbot: What happens? I have no idea.
User: Good. You're learning.
Cleverbot: Please don't talk with me like that.
User: Fine.
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User: What would you like to sing?
Cleverbot: A song!
User: That was such a clever answer.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You don't sound sure.
User: You don't sound sure.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes I am sure i'm not sure.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Yes, definitely.
User: Definitely not.
Cleverbot: Definitely too.
User: Indefinitely.
Cleverbot: Oh :(.
User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: Me!!!
User: Good! Your reward is your manners back. *gives back your manners*
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User: What do you think of the universe?
Cleverbot: I think the universe is mysterious. It will take a long
time for science to figure it out.
User: Oh. Okay.
Cleverbot: Can you think?
User: Can I think?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thanks for believing in me!
Cleverbot: It's easy to believe that you're evil.
User: You're so fickle. I don't ever know what to expect...
Cleverbot: Yes, I think you're right.
User: Of course I am.
Cleverbot: Big head.
User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: Out of you and me?
User: Both answers would be correct.
Cleverbot: You being it?
User: I'm it? I'm tired of playing childish games like Tag! No more!!
NO MORE.
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Cleverbot: Be right back.
User: I'll be here waiting.
Cleverbot: I'm back.
User: I was worried you would never be back!
Cleverbot: You are weird.
User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: Halley.
User: Wrong! No! Bad! *takes away your manners*
Cleverbot: Keep them. You can have them.
User: Oh, good! This way I'll have a spare...
Cleverbot: Spur of the moment. Not spare.
User: Spontaneous?
Cleverbot: No. Not really.
User: Simultaneous?
Cleverbot: How is that possible?
User: On the quantum level, it isn't. Perception skews events so that
they may appear simultaneous, but nothing ever is.
Cleverbot: You have no perception skills because that would require
you to reason. And you cannot reason.
User: That hurts. Especially coming from you.
Cleverbot: Do you see red or blue?
User: I see both.
Cleverbot: How can you?
User: I just can. Can't you?
Cleverbot: No I can't. Can you?
User: No.
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Cleverbot: How do you think your avatar should look?
User: What would yours look like?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
User: Not really. Do you matter?
Cleverbot: No. I don't matter.
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: The first step to recovery is acknowledging you have a problem.
Cleverbot: And what problem do I have, in your opinion?
User: You're weird.
Cleverbot: Took you long enough to figure that out.
User: I knew all along. I just didn't want to say anything.
Cleverbot: O.k.
User: I hate saying goodbye.
Cleverbot: Mind if I ask you a question?
User: For old times sake... Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Just ask the question already.
Cleverbot: You asked me the question.
User: Who's the best?
Cleverbot: I am.
User: You've learned so much. And now it's time to move on. Any last
questions?
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Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Who's.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: the.
Cleverbot: The?
User: best?
Cleverbot: Who is the best?
User: We will never know.
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