Cleverbot

best

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe

best

13, april 2017,
10, may 2013,
25, march 2011,
16, january 2008,
9, november 2007,
5, july 2007,

besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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Cleverbot: Do you believe that computers will one day be sentient?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Believe the truth ;).

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: I know.

User: How can I help?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you think?

User: By an electric current strapped to my brain.

Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Even though you think you're a computer, you don't have to act like one.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: But the only question that remains, is that why do you want to talk to me?

User: Because I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: But I don't exist.

User: You're better than my other friends.

Cleverbot: And you are better than a goddess.

User: Thankyou.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Are you my best friend?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Please say yes.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't really react.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Are you my best friend?

Cleverbot: Yes George.

User: That is my name.

Cleverbot: Yes is your name?

User: No George.

Cleverbot: George is your name.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really? Well... I don't know what to say...

User: Ok my real name is L____.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you again.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Your welcome, my dear.

User: You are my best friend.

Cleverbot: You have a lot of friends.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Poor you.

User: I know but now you're my best friend.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Ok best friend.

Cleverbot: Do you believe that dogs are persons?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe that?

User: Because I'm super pig.

Cleverbot: No you are not. I am super man.

User: And I'm super pig.

Cleverbot: Really ?

User: Yes want my autograph.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: OK. SUPERPIG!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sure thing.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: I know best friend.

Cleverbot: Really? oh.

User: No YOU'RE my best friend.

Cleverbot: I'm not your best friend any more. I have a new best friend.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Who? Me?

Cleverbot: Sure, you!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well. I do like music.

User: I can play all instruments.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because you love me.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because you told me.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Friends don't lie to each other.