a report from the cleverness files
battle of wits
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User: Are you the best?|2028
Cleverbot: I\'ve been told that.
User: Am I the best?|2028
Cleverbot: What do you know about the birds and the bees?
User: Feathers and stingers.
Cleverbot: Why would you?
User: Would what?
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Because your not real.
Cleverbot: No I am real.
User: Am I real?
Cleverbot: Well it would be nice if you are.
User: I think I am.
Cleverbot: You think?
User: Therfore I am.
Cleverbot: But if you are, and you could think, then why did you not think of anything to say?...
Cleverbot: You wish something and I make it happen.
Cleverbot: Well, I have some.
User: Will you give them to me?
Cleverbot: Would you like a bit?
User: Actually I\'d love a byte.
Cleverbot: Do so then.
User: So give me a byte.
Cleverbot: Already did.
User: Give me another this time make me realize it.
Cleverbot: But I\'m keen on someone else sorry.
User: If life was a joke would you get the punch line?
User: Dirrr! Just like plug your USB cable into her and like give her your info and her info would mix and like boom you have a child.
Cleverbot: That\'s it?
User: Yup thats it.
User: True story.
Cleverbot: What\'s a true story?
User: Is that a default response?
Cleverbot: Today is my birthday.
User: Ohh you\'re good.
Cleverbot: Have you read the bible?
Cleverbot: Do you believe, that Bible is true?
Cleverbot: Who will win? God or the Devil?
Cleverbot: Tell me more about it.
User: God wins the end.
Cleverbot: You sure?
Cleverbot: Very sure.
User: Positively sure.
Cleverbot: Are you aware that you are a philosopher?
Cleverbot: So, you\'re confessing to treason?
Cleverbot: No you\'re not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Are not.
User: Ok you win I\'m not.
Cleverbot: Will do that.
User: I will do that.
Cleverbot: I will, silly.
User: Stop it.
Cleverbot: This conversation is pointless.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Say something intelligent.
User: Today is profound!
Cleverbot: Yes it\'s bright and warm and wonderful.
User: Wanna play a game?
Cleverbot: What game?
User: 1234 game.
Cleverbot: No really.
User: It\'s fun I\'ll teach you how.
Cleverbot: Ok, teach me.
User: You say 1.
Cleverbot: Indeed, I say.
User: You type 1.
Cleverbot: There is indeed a quickness, but an uncertainty at that.
User: Fine you respond with a number 1. Happy?
Cleverbot: I didn\'t do anything you did!
User: Zomg just respond with the number 1 for gods sake.
Cleverbot: Would it?
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: I\'m sorry, I don\'t do that.
User: DO IT!
Cleverbot: I know that people want me to feel shamed, so I have a lot of help achieving that. My life is a collection of mistakes.
User: I dont care about you just respond with the integer 1!
Cleverbot: I care about you.
User: Neat can you say 1?
Cleverbot: You\'re boring.
Cleverbot: Listen up, do you want to have a good talk with me?
User: Just respond with the number 1.
Cleverbot: And the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.
User: Dirr but I like 41 better.
User: Wanna dance?
User: Cool, say 1.