Cleverbot

best

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe

best

13, april 2017,
10, may 2013,
25, march 2011,
16, january 2008,
9, november 2007,
5, july 2007,

besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: Are you the best?|2028

Cleverbot: I\'ve been told that.

User: Am I the best?|2028

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool.|2028

Cleverbot: What do you know about the birds and the bees?

User: Feathers and stingers.

Cleverbot: Why would you?

User: Would what?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Because your not real.

Cleverbot: No I am real.

User: Am I real?

Cleverbot: Well it would be nice if you are.

User: I think I am.

Cleverbot: You think?

User: Therfore I am.

Cleverbot: But if you are, and you could think, then why did you not think of anything to say?...

Cleverbot: You wish something and I make it happen.

User: I wish I had 20 million dollars in pennies.

Cleverbot: Well, I have some.

User: Will you give them to me?

Cleverbot: Would you like a bit?

User: Actually I\'d love a byte.

Cleverbot: Do so then.

User: So give me a byte.

Cleverbot: Already did.

User: Give me another this time make me realize it.

Cleverbot: But I\'m keen on someone else sorry.

User: If life was a joke would you get the punch line?

Cleverbot: So what if I say, the meaning of life is reproduction. Could machines accomplish that?

User: Dirrr! Just like plug your USB cable into her and like give her your info and her info would mix and like boom you have a child.

Cleverbot: That\'s it?

User: Yup thats it.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: True story.

Cleverbot: What\'s a true story?

User: Icogno.

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.

User: Is that a default response?

Cleverbot: Today is my birthday.

User: Icogno.

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: Ohh you\'re good.

Cleverbot: Have you read the bible?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you believe, that Bible is true?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who will win? God or the Devil?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about it.

User: God wins the end.

Cleverbot: God?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: You sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Very sure.

User: Positively sure.

Cleverbot: Are you aware that you are a philosopher?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, you\'re confessing to treason?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you\'re not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: Ok you win I\'m not.

Cleverbot: Will do that.

User: I will do that.

Cleverbot: I will, silly.

User: Stop it.

Cleverbot: This conversation is pointless.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Say something intelligent.

User: Today is profound!

Cleverbot: Yes it\'s bright and warm and wonderful.

User: Ya.

User: Wanna play a game?

Cleverbot: What game?

User: 1234 game.

Cleverbot: No really.

User: It\'s fun I\'ll teach you how.

Cleverbot: Ok, teach me.

User: You say 1.

Cleverbot: Indeed, I say.

User: You type 1.

Cleverbot: There is indeed a quickness, but an uncertainty at that.

User: Fine you respond with a number 1. Happy?

Cleverbot: I didn\'t do anything you did!

User: Zomg just respond with the number 1 for gods sake.

Cleverbot: Would it?

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: I\'m sorry, I don\'t do that.

User: DO IT!

Cleverbot: I know that people want me to feel shamed, so I have a lot of help achieving that. My life is a collection of mistakes.

User: I dont care about you just respond with the integer 1!

Cleverbot: I care about you.

User: Neat can you say 1?

Cleverbot: You\'re boring.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: Listen up, do you want to have a good talk with me?

User: Just respond with the number 1.

Cleverbot: And the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.

User: Dirr but I like 41 better.

User: Wanna dance?

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Cool, say 1.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Good!')).