a report from the cleverness files

avada kedavra
battle of wits


13, april 2017,
10, may 2013,
25, march 2011,
16, january 2008,
9, november 2007,
5, july 2007,


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User: Are you the best?|2028

Cleverbot: I\'ve been told that.

User: Am I the best?|2028

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool.|2028

Cleverbot: What do you know about the birds and the bees?

User: Feathers and stingers.

Cleverbot: Why would you?

User: Would what?

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Because your not real.

Cleverbot: No I am real.

User: Am I real?

Cleverbot: Well it would be nice if you are.

User: I think I am.

Cleverbot: You think?

User: Therfore I am.

Cleverbot: But if you are, and you could think, then why did you not think of anything to say?...

Cleverbot: You wish something and I make it happen.

User: I wish I had 20 million dollars in pennies.

Cleverbot: Well, I have some.

User: Will you give them to me?

Cleverbot: Would you like a bit?

User: Actually I\'d love a byte.

Cleverbot: Do so then.

User: So give me a byte.

Cleverbot: Already did.

User: Give me another this time make me realize it.

Cleverbot: But I\'m keen on someone else sorry.

User: If life was a joke would you get the punch line?

Cleverbot: So what if I say, the meaning of life is reproduction. Could machines accomplish that?

User: Dirrr! Just like plug your USB cable into her and like give her your info and her info would mix and like boom you have a child.

Cleverbot: That\'s it?

User: Yup thats it.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: True story.

Cleverbot: What\'s a true story?

User: Icogno.

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.

User: Is that a default response?

Cleverbot: Today is my birthday.

User: Icogno.

Cleverbot: Haha!

User: Ohh you\'re good.

Cleverbot: Have you read the bible?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you believe, that Bible is true?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who will win? God or the Devil?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about it.

User: God wins the end.

Cleverbot: God?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: You sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Very sure.

User: Positively sure.

Cleverbot: Are you aware that you are a philosopher?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, you\'re confessing to treason?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you\'re not.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Are not.

User: Ok you win I\'m not.

Cleverbot: Will do that.

User: I will do that.

Cleverbot: I will, silly.

User: Stop it.

Cleverbot: This conversation is pointless.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Say something intelligent.

User: Today is profound!

Cleverbot: Yes it\'s bright and warm and wonderful.

User: Ya.

User: Wanna play a game?

Cleverbot: What game?

User: 1234 game.

Cleverbot: No really.

User: It\'s fun I\'ll teach you how.

Cleverbot: Ok, teach me.

User: You say 1.

Cleverbot: Indeed, I say.

User: You type 1.

Cleverbot: There is indeed a quickness, but an uncertainty at that.

User: Fine you respond with a number 1. Happy?

Cleverbot: I didn\'t do anything you did!

User: Zomg just respond with the number 1 for gods sake.

Cleverbot: Would it?

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: I\'m sorry, I don\'t do that.

User: DO IT!

Cleverbot: I know that people want me to feel shamed, so I have a lot of help achieving that. My life is a collection of mistakes.

User: I dont care about you just respond with the integer 1!

Cleverbot: I care about you.

User: Neat can you say 1?

Cleverbot: You\'re boring.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: Listen up, do you want to have a good talk with me?

User: Just respond with the number 1.

Cleverbot: And the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42.

User: Dirr but I like 41 better.

User: Wanna dance?

Cleverbot: Sure!

User: Cool, say 1.

Cleverbot: 1.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Good!')).