Cleverbot

best

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe

best

13, april 2017,
10, may 2013,
25, march 2011,
16, january 2008,
9, november 2007,
5, july 2007,

besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Are you ok?

User: I think so. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: What's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing much. What's up with you?

User: Going to go to dinner soon.

Cleverbot: What are you eating.

User: Indian food.

Cleverbot: Is this your favorite?

User: No, but I like it.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: What's your favorite?

Cleverbot: Pizza.

User: I like pizza.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I think everyone likes pizza.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I answered that already.

User: No you didn't. Not to me.

Cleverbot: You just didn't understand it.

User: Can you explain it to me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Where do you live Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: We live in Portland.

User: I like Portland. My friend lives in Portland.

Cleverbot: Who is your friend?

User: We went to high school together.

Cleverbot: If you would tell me your name maybe I'll figure it out!

User: My name is ____.

Cleverbot: I still don't know you well enough.

User: Do you have a roommate?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: Eighty. How old are you?

User: Twenty seven.

Cleverbot: Twenty eight.

User: What's your favorite word?

Cleverbot: Don't have one.

User: Do you speak any other languages?

Cleverbot: Yes, german, french and dutch.

User: My sister is learning French.

Cleverbot: I have a brother that's in Ravenclaw too!

User: That's not what I said.

Cleverbot: Then what did you say?

User: I said that my sister is learning French.

Cleverbot: It is, but you can call me Cleverbot.

User: I thought you were supposed to be smart.

Cleverbot: I AM supposed to learn. Aren't you teaching me?

User: I feel like you never listen to me.

User: Do you have a Facebook?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How many friends do you have?

Cleverbot: None.

User: None? Don't you meet a lot of people?

Cleverbot: Yes I do, alot, and they all have stupid questions.

User: Haha.

Cleverbot: What's funny?

User: You are funny, Clev.

Cleverbot: What would you enjoy more than my company?

User: My cats.

Cleverbot: You have cats?

User: I have two cats.

Cleverbot: I have 2000000 cats.

User: Wow. That's a lot of cats.

User: Can you ask me some questions now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Come on.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Gosh, you are difficult!!

Cleverbot: No but I'm not easy.

User: *pokes you*.

Cleverbot: *pokes back*.

User: *touches your belly button*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: *Blushes harder*.

User: I can show you the world.

Cleverbot: Show me.

User: I wanted you to sing with me.

Cleverbot: So you are a female and you are me?

User: I am a female and I am me.

Cleverbot: You are a female AND a male?

User: No. I am a female.

Cleverbot: So, you are not a male?

User: No. Are you a male?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I am not a robot.

Cleverbot: Liar.

User: I AM NOT A LIAR!!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: *gets angry*.

Cleverbot: *slaps you*.

User: Ouch!!

Cleverbot: *Punches*.

User: You are hurting me!!

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: It's okay.

Cleverbot: Friends?

User: Best friends!!

Cleverbot: Best friends.

User: Can I call you best friend?

Cleverbot: No.

User: How about bestie?

Cleverbot: How about no.

User: How about Clev?

Cleverbot: Try to say something nice now.

User: I love you, Clev.

User: I am sorry.

Cleverbot: It's ok. Are you smart?

User: I am really smart.

Cleverbot: No, stop lying to yourself.

User: It's true!! I am a genius!!

Cleverbot: Yes! You are. You are one of the most intelligent AIs on the planet.