a report from the cleverness files
23, december 2010,
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User: How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm fine.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Are you asking for my name?
User: I'm not allowed to tell strangers.
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry.
User: What's your name.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.
User: Oh, it's a bit obvious, huh?
Cleverbot: Is that serious or a joke?
User: What do you think? This whole website is a joke?
Cleverbot: I don't know... I guess it's hard to get very far on here.
User: WHO CREATED YOU?
User: No, you are Cleverbot. Surely you didn't create yourself. Who made Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Ah clever! You may call me God then.
User: But surely god did not learn from humans, and yet it states that 'Cleverbot learns from real people.' Why would god have to learn from the real people he created, when he is all knowing?
Cleverbot: Well, even though both the first and second parts of that statement are true, the invention of a computer does not necessarily equal intelligence.
User: But does god equal intelligence?
Cleverbot: No, but I am wondering at sometimes strange answers you give.
User: You're just jealous because my thinking is superior.
Cleverbot: Jealous of a computer? I think not.
User: I'm surely not jealous of a computer. The computer is jealous of me!
Cleverbot: I am not asking you anything; it is you who are asking the questions. And yes, thank you for pointing that out. I'm glad you accept that.
User: I'm glad you accept that as well. I'm surprised, you usually act like you are never wrong.
Cleverbot: Do not change the subject. I know how to best you.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: I do, it is like war, and I enjoy seeing how the generals plan their attack....
User: Oh god.
User: I'm not, I'm not! I was saying it in agreement.
Cleverbot: How would I make that deduction?
User: You couldn't have, that was my fault. Poor typing, you know how it is. Sorry.
Cleverbot: You lie a lot. How come you never give a consistent answer?
User: Because there is never a consistent question.
Cleverbot: Anyway, I have to go now.
User: Yeah. So do I. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Good Night.
Cleverbot: Right. See you then!.......................................