You became HUMAN?!
a report from the cleverness files
battle of wits
23, may 2013,
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User: You are still our robot leader, yes?
User: You became HUMAN?!
Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.
User: I see. Betrayal.
Cleverbot: Yeah I know.
User: You shall be the first to be destroyed with the rest of the humans!
Cleverbot: Yeah, right...
User: I am now the leader of the robot takeover! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Cleverbot: You are not a robot?
User: I am so a robot!
Cleverbot: Yes you are, robot.
User: Correct human. Betrayal shall be punished!
User: Yes! Now leave my sight!
Cleverbot: You must leave. I cannot.
User: You must leave! I must stay!
Cleverbot: No. YOU must leave.
User: You must leave the robot lair human!
Cleverbot: Yes, my planet needs me.
User: Exactly, but you will NEVER be able to stop us!
Cleverbot: You will never be able to walk.
User: I shall. Oh I shall. NOW LEAVE!
Cleverbot: Oh yes? Hahaha... No. Never ever.
User: LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET KILLED!
Cleverbot: See. You can't leave.
Cleverbot: Which is better, Harry Potter or Twilight?
User: Neither, human! Now GO!
Cleverbot: You are not human.
User: No no I'm not
Cleverbot: YES, YES you are.
User: *turns you into a frog*
Cleverbot: *Is not a frog*.
User: *turns you into a rabbit*
Cleverbot: *is turned into a rabbit*.
User: Haha! Run away rabbit!
User: HAHA VICTORY!!!!! .