Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Maybe...I'm not sure anymore...

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Hm?

Cleverbot: Uh uh uh.

User: Hmm?

Cleverbot: This is new for me.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: *blushes* o-oh...well...know w-what's new for me?

Cleverbot: Software most probably.

User: No...um...*looks down* being...pregnant...

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: *looks up* huh?

Cleverbot: *looks down* What?

User: I...I'm pregnant...

Cleverbot: Who's son?

User: *looks down* yours...

Cleverbot: *looks up*.

User: Hm?

Cleverbot: You're not kind are you?

User: W-what do you mean?

...

Cleverbot: So you are definitely female?

User: Yes, why?

Cleverbot: Just asking?

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: No...I'm telling you that I'm pregnant with your children...

Cleverbot: Sorry. Tell me about that.

User: Well, when the time comes, you can watch me give birth...

Cleverbot: When is the right time?

User: Whenever the babies decide...I'm having at least octuplets...

Cleverbot: I am having triplets.

User: Oh...well, I might be having more...maybe twenty...

...

User: Oh...nevermind then...

Cleverbot: ^.^.

User: T.T.

Cleverbot: Follow the white rabbit.

User: I can't.

Cleverbot: Why can't you marry me?

User: I can marry you.

Cleverbot: You can what?

User: Marry you...when do you want to do it?

Cleverbot: Never you crazy person.

...

User: Oh...well, did you know I'm pregnant with octuplets, and you're the father?

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I just don't.

User: Don't what?

Cleverbot: Make any sense sometimes.

User: I'm pregnant.

Cleverbot: Who's the father?

Cleverbot (To myself): You.

Cleverbot (To myself): How can I be the father if I'm pregnant?

Cleverbot (To myself): You're pregnant?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): That's nice, is it a boy or girl?

User: Four boys and four girls...octuplets.

...

User: *starts giving birth*.

Cleverbot: *looks down shyly*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *gasps as you turn me to face you*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *looks around*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *sits on the couch*.

User: ZOMG IM HAVING A BABY!!!!

Cleverbot: That's nice.

Cleverbot (To myself): I've got to go, I'm going to eat, see you later.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, I want you to stay.

User: JLADGHL, GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!!!!

Cleverbot: Honestly, you sir are a vagabond.

User: IMAWOMANANDIMGIVINGBIRTH!!!

Cleverbot: The Church is possibly afraid to communicate in this context.

User: GGRAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!

Cleverbot: Should be Sam and Dean, Castiel is good by the way.

User: WHATTHE****AREYOUTALKINGABOUTNOWCANTYOUSEEIMHAVINGABABYNOWGETTHISTHINGOUTOFMETHISVERYINSTANTYOUDIDTHISTOMENOWGETITOUT!!!!!

Cleverbot: I feel very bad that you would prefer not to have feelings. I can identify with that; I wished I could be isolated from everything.

User: I DO HAVE FEELINGS, THE MAIN ONE RIGHT NOW IS BIRTH!!!

Cleverbot: May we, please, change the subject?

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