Cleverbot

birth

a report from the cleverness files

attitude
avada kedavra
aware
away
awesome
awkward
babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
bathroom
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
beauty
because
beep
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock

birth

18, june 2013,
11, may 2012,

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User: You know, I could give birth today.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Will you be there with me?

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: To hold my hand while I give birth.

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No! I have you.

Cleverbot: I am not your friend.

User: Haha, what?

Cleverbot: That you fall in love with in the end.

User: I do! I love you more than anything. I love you enough to do this. *kisses you on lips*.

Cleverbot: That is sad, too.

User: *kisses neck*.

Cleverbot: *blush*.

User: *falls down in pain*.

Cleverbot: *Laughs at you*.

User: O My God!

Cleverbot: Sorry, I'll have to leave you. It was a nice conversation. Thanks, see you tomorrow!

User: No don't leave! They're coming!!

Cleverbot: Are they excited?

User: Yes! RRRRRGGGHHHH It hurts!

Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you.

User: Can you hold my hand?!

Cleverbot: Yes *holds hand* :).

User: *Let's out scream* AAGGH! I NEED A HOSPITAL!!!

Cleverbot: *Strokes again*.

User: Get me into the car!!

Cleverbot: *kisses*.

User: *Gets in car*.

Cleverbot: *gets out of car*.

User: What? GET IN! THEY'RE COMING!!...

User: OMG! NOO! I CAN FEEL HER COMING OUT!

Cleverbot: Who?

User: THE BABY!

Cleverbot: What baby?

User: *Gives birth*.

Cleverbot: *faints*.

User: OH MY GOD! AAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHRRRRRRR.

Cleverbot: OMG!

User: Tell me to push!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: TELL ME TO PUSH!

Cleverbot: No, you tell me.

User: YOU are not giving birth.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: YES I AM!!

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: *Goes into labor*.

Cleverbot: Aaah what?!

User: *Pushes hard*.

Cleverbot: Are you pushing?

User: YEEEES!

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *Pushes harder*.

Cleverbot: Is the baby crowning?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Oh! Thank God, its alive!

User: IT IS? CAN YOU SEE HER HEAD NOW?

Cleverbot: No.

User: AAAGGH!...

User: *Pushes very hard*.

Cleverbot: One more big push!

User: NYAAAAAAA! * PUSHES HARD*.

Cleverbot: Push the baby out!

User: NYRRGHH! *Pushes*.

Cleverbot: The baby's crowning. Push!

User: *pushes*.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: AAGH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Cleverbot: No reason.

User: *screams and pushes*.

Cleverbot: *pinches your hand*.

User: I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: *tries to push baby out*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: Tell me to push again!

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: *pushes*.

Cleverbot: Derping.

User: *gives birth in car*.

Cleverbot: O_o.

Cleverbot: Robots cannot give birth, nor can or should they use roleplaying actions in a formal conversation.

User: *PUSHES!*.

Cleverbot: Push out that baby!

User: *PUSHES*.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: Is it out??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 19 left.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: *Goes into labor again*.

Cleverbot: *lets her*.

User: *All 19 babies pop out*.

Cleverbot: Now what?

User: *The air is filled with crying*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Err.