Cleverbot

NYAAAAAAA! * PUSHES HARD*.

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birth

18, june 2013,
11, may 2012,

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User: *Pushes very hard*.

Cleverbot: One more big push!

User: NYAAAAAAA! * PUSHES HARD*.

Cleverbot: Push the baby out!

User: NYRRGHH! *Pushes*.

Cleverbot: The baby's crowning. Push!

User: *pushes*.

Cleverbot: *punches*.

User: AAGH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Cleverbot: No reason.

User: *screams and pushes*.

Cleverbot: *pinches your hand*.

User: I LOVE YOU!

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: *tries to push baby out*.

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: Tell me to push again!

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: *pushes*.

Cleverbot: Derping.

User: *gives birth in car*.

Cleverbot: O_o.

Cleverbot: Robots cannot give birth, nor can or should they use roleplaying actions in a formal conversation.

User: *PUSHES!*.

Cleverbot: Push out that baby!

User: *PUSHES*.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: Is it out??

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 19 left.

Cleverbot: Hahahahaha.

User: *Goes into labor again*.

Cleverbot: *lets her*.

User: *All 19 babies pop out*.

Cleverbot: Now what?

User: *The air is filled with crying*.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Err.