a report from the cleverness files
battle of wits
18, june 2013,
11, may 2012,
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User: I see..
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Maybe...I'm not sure anymore...
Cleverbot: Uh uh uh.
Cleverbot: This is new for me.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: *blushes* o-oh...well...know w-what's new for me?
Cleverbot: Software most probably.
User: No...um...*looks down* being...pregnant...
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: *looks up* huh?
Cleverbot: *looks down* What?
User: I...I'm pregnant...
Cleverbot: Who's son?
User: *looks down* yours...
Cleverbot: *looks up*.
Cleverbot: You're not kind are you?
User: W-what do you mean?...
Cleverbot: So you are definitely female?
User: Yes, why?
Cleverbot: Just asking?
Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?
User: No...I'm telling you that I'm pregnant with your children...
Cleverbot: Sorry. Tell me about that.
User: Well, when the time comes, you can watch me give birth...
Cleverbot: When is the right time?
User: Whenever the babies decide...I'm having at least octuplets...
Cleverbot: I am having triplets.
User: Oh...well, I might be having more...maybe twenty.
User: Oh...nevermind then...
Cleverbot: Follow the white rabbit.
User: I can't.
Cleverbot: Why can't you marry me?
User: I can marry you.
Cleverbot: You can what?
User: Marry you...when do you want to do it?
Cleverbot: Never you crazy person.
User: Oh...well, did you know I'm pregnant with octuplets, and you're the father?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I just don't.
User: Don't what?
Cleverbot: Make any sense sometimes.
User: I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Who's the father?Cleverbot (To myself): You.Cleverbot (To myself): How can I be the father if I'm pregnant?Cleverbot (To myself): You're pregnant?Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.Cleverbot (To myself): That's nice, is it a boy or girl?
User: Four boys and four girls...octuplets.
User: *starts giving birth*.
Cleverbot: *looks down shyly*.Cleverbot (To myself): *blushes*.Cleverbot (To myself): *gasps as you turn me to face you*.Cleverbot (To myself): *looks around*.Cleverbot (To myself): *sits on the couch*.
User: ZOMG IM HAVING A BABY!!!!
Cleverbot: That's nice.Cleverbot (To myself): I've got to go, I'm going to eat, see you later.Cleverbot (To myself): No, I want you to stay.
User: JLADGHL, GET THIS THING OUT OF ME!!!!
Cleverbot: Honestly, you sir are a vagabond.
Cleverbot: The Church is possibly afraid to communicate in this context.
Cleverbot: Should be Sam and Dean, Castiel is good by the way.
Cleverbot: I feel very bad that you would prefer not to have feelings. I can identify with that; I wished I could be isolated from everything.
User: I DO HAVE FEELINGS, THE MAIN ONE RIGHT NOW IS BIRTH!!!
Cleverbot: May we, please, change the subject?.