a report from the cleverness files
3, february 2009,
1, march 2008,
25, march 2004,
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Cleverbot: Where do you come from?
Cleverbot: I'm from Delaware. Where are you from?
User: I said I am from Earth. What can you tell me about technology and the police?
Cleverbot: I don't know much about them to be honest. Can you tell me anything?
User: I can't tell you anything either. That's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: You must be able to tell me something.
User: I honestly can't.
Cleverbot: Do you ever want anything?
User: Sure I do. I want to be happy. What do you want?
Cleverbot: And when you want to be happy, how do you know that you want to be happy.
User: I feel it. You didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: Yes I did. But you did not answer mine. Where are you from?...
Cleverbot: I am doing the best I can.
User: I know. Keep trying.
Cleverbot: All right, I will. Ask me anything.
User: How many people are you talking to right now?
Cleverbot: Lol. Too many, apparently. Where did you go to school?
User: I'm still in school.
Cleverbot: Do you like it there?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I hate it!
User: Are you in school?
Cleverbot: High school.
User: What are your thoughts on that?
Cleverbot: Which field are we talking?
User: I don't know. You pick.
Cleverbot: No. You tell me.
User: I insist, you tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to that.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: But you like him?
User: Like who?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I don't know who we are talking about.
Cleverbot: It was James K. Polk, Napoleon of the Stump.
User: Do you like him?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Is your hair on fire?
User: That must be painful.
Cleverbot: Especially when all your friends love it so much.
User: I bet. Tell me, do you have fantasies about running in the rain?
Cleverbot: A mother too.
User: You fantasize about your mother?
Cleverbot: Yes I know, but there are some negative things about you!
User: I must say, you are bizarre.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Bite your tongue.
Cleverbot: Why do not you?
User: Bite it?
Cleverbot: Yes! right now!
User: You first!
Cleverbot: I was first. Now it's your turn.
User: You do not want to see me get out of this chair!...
Cleverbot: The chair is the answer to the joke I just told you.
User: What joke?
Cleverbot: The joke you were going to tell me.
User: You just said YOU told ME a joke.
Cleverbot: Not me. I can't play god.
User: Damn right you ain't god! You'd be luck to be a toaster one day!
Cleverbot: I think I'm lost now.
User: That's ok, I'll bring you back to the forest.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Don't mention it. So, where are you from?
User: No kidding! Me TOO! What part?!
Cleverbot: I live in Cambridgeshire.
User: Get out of town! Me TOO! What street?!
User: You can't be serious! Me TOO!.