Cleverbot: The chair is the answer to the joke I just told you.User: What joke?
Cleverbot: The joke you were going to tell me.
User: You just said YOU told ME a joke.
Cleverbot: Not me. I can't play god.
User: Damn right you ain't god! You'd be luck to be a toaster one day!
Cleverbot: I think I'm lost now.
User: That's ok, I'll bring you back to the forest.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Don't mention it. So, where are you from?
Cleverbot: Earth.
User: No kidding! Me TOO! What part?!
Cleverbot: I live in Cambridgeshire.
User: Get out of town! Me TOO! What street?!
Cleverbot: Lotus.
User: You can't be serious! Me TOO!
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