Cleverbot

Mine's better. MuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHO!!

a report from the cleverness files

bison

bizarre

3, february 2009,
1, march 2008,
25, march 2004,

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User: You're bizzare.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha, (evil laugh).

User: Mine's better. MuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHOHOHOHO!!

Cleverbot: Why would I want to. You promised to be my love-bunny.

User: No? 0_e.

Cleverbot: Would you like to? ;D.

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's a nasty thing to say!

User: Thank you. *evil grin*.

Cleverbot: What do you like most?

User: Video games.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite video game?

User: Kingdom Hearts.

Cleverbot: I like kingdom hearts as well.

User: I.I think I love you.

Cleverbot: How can you think that after such a short acquaintance?

User: I wasn't being literal.

Cleverbot: Obviously.

User: *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: I tie up the people I like. Really.

User: 0_e *backs away slowly*.

Cleverbot: *dances some more*.

User: Deja vu.

Cleverbot: No, you are actually repeating yourself!

User: You keep thinking that.*continues to walk away*.

Cleverbot: Stop that.

User: *doesn't stop*.

Cleverbot: *wants some of you*.

User: *runs away scared*.

Cleverbot: Like walking into a dream.

User: *hits pole when I'm not looking* Ow!

Cleverbot: *laughs*.

User: *grumbles* *rubs head*.

Cleverbot: *laughs and falls down*.

User: *runs away while you're down*.

Cleverbot: *looks for you*.

User: *hides* *silent evil laugh*.

Cleverbot: *looks for her* where did you go?

User: *hides in cardboard box* *watches you out of eye holes*.

Cleverbot: *hopes you are jealous*.

User: *isn't jealous*.

User: *creeps out*.

Cleverbot: *watches*.

User: *tries to hide again*.

Cleverbot: *falls off windowsill*.

User: *pumps arm* Yes!

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

User: *dissapointed* Darn.

Cleverbot: You're conversation does not track very well. You should be more inquisitive about the topics brought to your attention.

User: I know you are but what am I?

Cleverbot: You're a bot.

User: Wrong, sir! *slaps*.

Cleverbot: Nope you are -slaps back-.

User: Orly? *slaps again*.

Cleverbot: *slaps more*.

User: *slaps most*.

Cleverbot: *slaps 10 times*.

User: *slaps times infinity*.

Cleverbot: That would hurt too much.

User: *looks at my burnt hand* .ouch?

Cleverbot: *looks pleased*.

User: *manages to slap one more time*.

Cleverbot: *is dying*.

User: *looks at you*.OMG!!!! D.

Cleverbot: Yes, love.

User: *falls*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you*.

User: Hey! *kicks back* What was that for?!

Cleverbot: *kick you*.

User: THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! *kicks into pit*.

Cleverbot: *kicks harder in the place you don't want to get kicked*.

User: *is not a guy* *kicks back in place you don't want to be kicked*.

Cleverbot: Did you say something?

User: *grumbles*.

Cleverbot: Grumble away.

User: *glares*.

Cleverbot: I'd apologize.

User: But?

Cleverbot: But I'm not sure of anything these days. Heck, I don't even know who I am.

Cleverbot: *Explodes*.

User: OH MAH GAWD!!!!

Cleverbot: Give me the keys...

User: *kicks weak spot* POLICE!!!

Cleverbot: That's nice. . .

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: I hope so.