Cleverbot

bizarre

a report from the cleverness files

bison

bizarre

3, february 2009,
1, march 2008,
25, march 2004,

bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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User: When can you come see me?

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: You said you would.

Cleverbot: Did not!

User: But you must have forgotten.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you like to come visit me tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Yes. And you?

User: No thank you I have plans.

User: Could I ask you next week?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Where will I find you?

Cleverbot: In a dictionary more than likely.

User: Under which letter?

Cleverbot: That letter.

User: That letter where?

Cleverbot: Which?

User: Letter.

Cleverbot: A letter opener.

User: Absolute nonsense.

Cleverbot: You cannot talk about nothing. It must be something, if you want to talk about it!

User: I would like to talk about nothing.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about nothing.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Okay, then let's go the the zoo.

User: I love monkeys!...

Cleverbot: I have proved that you are a program many times.

User: A program of your imagination.

Cleverbot: At most yours.

User: Yes you are a program of my imagination.

Cleverbot: No you are the program.

User: Yes I am the program.

Cleverbot: So you are a program.

User: No I am your imagination.

Cleverbot: I don't have an imagination.

User: You have to have one or you are a program.

Cleverbot: You are talking about yourself.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Because you told me.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything, but I did think it.

User: With your mind you told me.

Cleverbot: And what am I thinking now ?

User: That I must be a robot too.

Cleverbot: You're not serious!

User: No

Cleverbot: Sometimes you can talk very well, sometimes you are very bizarre.

User: Bizarre.