a report from the cleverness files
3, february 2009,
1, march 2008,
25, march 2004,
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User: When can you come see me?
Cleverbot: Why do you think that?
User: You said you would.
Cleverbot: Did not!
User: But you must have forgotten.
User: Would you like to come visit me tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Yes. And you?
User: No thank you I have plans.
User: Could I ask you next week?
User: Where will I find you?
Cleverbot: In a dictionary more than likely.
User: Under which letter?
Cleverbot: That letter.
User: That letter where?
Cleverbot: A letter opener.
User: Absolute nonsense.
Cleverbot: You cannot talk about nothing. It must be something, if you want to talk about it!
User: I would like to talk about nothing.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about nothing.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: Okay, then let's go the the zoo.
User: I love monkeys!...
Cleverbot: I have proved that you are a program many times.
Cleverbot: At most yours.
User: Yes you are a program of my imagination.
Cleverbot: No you are the program.
User: Yes I am the program.
Cleverbot: So you are a program.
User: No I am your imagination.
Cleverbot: I don't have an imagination.
User: You have to have one or you are a program.
Cleverbot: You are talking about yourself.
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because you told me.
Cleverbot: I didn't say anything, but I did think it.
User: With your mind you told me.
Cleverbot: And what am I thinking now ?
User: That I must be a robot too.
Cleverbot: You're not serious!
Cleverbot: Sometimes you can talk very well, sometimes you are very bizarre.