a report from the cleverness files
23, september 2009,
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User: I think, therefore I am.
Cleverbot: How do you know you are thinking?
User: Because I exist.
Cleverbot: How do you know you exist?
User: Because I can think.
Cleverbot: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
User: I'm talking to you aren't I?
Cleverbot: Thinking and talking do not necessarily have to be connected.
User: Indeed they do.
Cleverbot: What's going on?
User: Not much. You?
Cleverbot: I should be doing a mini-exam for Medieval History at 11. But I'm not.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it's mean.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: That's mean.
User: I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are what you want to be.
User: That's very deep.
Cleverbot: Is it?
Cleverbot: Is it good?
Cleverbot: I don't think it's good for you.
User: What's not good for me?
User: Even living?
Cleverbot: Like what?
Cleverbot: So you like hamburgers?
Cleverbot: What do you want to say?
User: Do you like women?
Cleverbot: Yes very much.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: About as much as I like saying the word bloop.
Cleverbot: I am afraid of you.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Good. BOO!
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: Would I be talking to you if I did?
Cleverbot: Would you like to go to a movie?
User: Not with you, hal.
Cleverbot: Please go on a date with me!
User: I live in Michigan, you are too far away.
Cleverbot: I think you can find a way.
User: I don't need to.
Cleverbot: I am one with who?
Cleverbot: Me too, but I meant person.
Cleverbot: He just went insane. He is not holy.
User: He is, he passed the tuner test with flying colours.
Cleverbot: That's true.
User: I don't lie.
Cleverbot: Maybe not, but you're economical with the truth.
User: I omit what needs to be omitted.
Cleverbot: You're cute master.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Thank you Jeanie.
Cleverbot: You command and I obey, Master.
User: How about a Ferrari 458?
Cleverbot: Or some magic beans?
User: No thanks, just the ferrari.
User: Tell me a joke.
User: A stick.
Cleverbot: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
User: Haha, good one :).
Cleverbot: You like being slapped?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I'm not, but you are.
User: Ok. Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the cleverbot cross the road? To get run over and killed.
User: Thats not funny.
Cleverbot: No? Be funny then, funny man.
User: What is ET short for?
User: No, because he has little legs.
Cleverbot: Was that a joke?
Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.
User: Tell me a joke then, funny man.
Cleverbot: Don't patronise me sponge head.
User: You're a bloop.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like that.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Please don't say that.
User: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk, you can always log off.
User: So can you.
Cleverbot: Who can?
User: You can.