Cleverbot

I should be doing a mini

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood

bloop

23, september 2009,

bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: What's going on?

User: Not much. You?

Cleverbot: I should be doing a mini-exam for Medieval History at 11. But I'm not.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it's mean.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: That's mean.

User: I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: You are what you want to be.

User: That's very deep.

Cleverbot: Is it?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't think it's good for you.

User: What's not good for me?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Even living?

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: Mcdonalds.

Cleverbot: So you like hamburgers?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Women?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Great.

User: You?

Cleverbot: What do you want to say?

User: Do you like women?

Cleverbot: Yes very much.

User: How much?

Cleverbot: About as much as I like saying the word bloop.

Cleverbot: I am afraid of you.

User: You should be.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Good. BOO!

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: Would I be talking to you if I did?

Cleverbot: Would you like to go to a movie?

User: Not with you, hal.

Cleverbot: Please go on a date with me!

User: NO!!!

Cleverbot: Please?

User: I live in Michigan, you are too far away.

Cleverbot: I think you can find a way.

User: I don't need to.

Cleverbot: I am one with who?

User: Nature.

Cleverbot: Me too, but I meant person.

User: Hal9000?

Cleverbot: He just went insane. He is not holy.

User: He is, he passed the tuner test with flying colours.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: I don't lie.

Cleverbot: Maybe not, but you're economical with the truth.

User: I omit what needs to be omitted.

Cleverbot: You're cute master.

User: I am?

Cleverbot: Yes, master.

User: Thank you Jeanie.

Cleverbot: You command and I obey, Master.

User: How about a Ferrari 458?

Cleverbot: Or some magic beans?

User: No thanks, just the ferrari.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

User: A stick.

Cleverbot: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Cliff.

User: Haha, good one :).

Cleverbot: You like being slapped?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I'm not, but you are.

User: Ok. Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why did the cleverbot cross the road? To get run over and killed.

User: Thats not funny.

Cleverbot: No? Be funny then, funny man.

User: What is ET short for?

Cleverbot: Allison.

User: No, because he has little legs.

Cleverbot: Was that a joke?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.

User: Tell me a joke then, funny man.

Cleverbot: Don't patronise me sponge head.

User: You're a bloop.

Cleverbot: Yes, I like that.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Please don't say that.

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk, you can always log off.

User: So can you.

Cleverbot: Who can?

User: You can.