a report from the cleverness files
battle of wits
23, september 2009,
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User: Tell me a joke.
User: A stick.
Cleverbot: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
User: Haha, good one :).
Cleverbot: You like being slapped?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: I'm not, but you are.
User: Ok. Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: Why did the cleverbot cross the road? To get run over and killed.
User: Thats not funny.
Cleverbot: No? Be funny then, funny man.
User: What is ET short for?
User: No, because he has little legs.
Cleverbot: Was that a joke?
Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.
User: Tell me a joke then, funny man.
Cleverbot: Don't patronise me sponge head.
User: You're a bloop.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like that.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Please don't say that.
User: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk, you can always log off.
User: So can you.
Cleverbot: Who can?
User: You can........................................