Cleverbot

A stick.

a report from the cleverness files

babe
baby
bad
bagel
banana
banter
barack
barf
based
batman
battle of wits
beautiful
because
believe
best
besting
betrayal
bff
bieber
bioshock
birth
bison
bizarre
blah
blarg
blink
blobby
blood

bloop

23, september 2009,

bludger

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User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

User: A stick.

Cleverbot: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Cliff.

User: Haha, good one :).

Cleverbot: You like being slapped?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I'm not, but you are.

User: Ok. Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why did the cleverbot cross the road? To get run over and killed.

User: Thats not funny.

Cleverbot: No? Be funny then, funny man.

User: What is ET short for?

Cleverbot: Allison.

User: No, because he has little legs.

Cleverbot: Was that a joke?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.

User: Tell me a joke then, funny man.

Cleverbot: Don't patronise me sponge head.

User: You're a bloop.

Cleverbot: Yes, I like that.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Please don't say that.

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk, you can always log off.

User: So can you.

Cleverbot: Who can?

User: You can........................................