Cleverbot: What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

User: A stick.

Cleverbot: What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Cliff.

User: Haha, good one :).

Cleverbot: You like being slapped?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: I'm not, but you are.

User: Ok. Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Why did the cleverbot cross the road? To get run over and killed.

User: Thats not funny.

Cleverbot: No? Be funny then, funny man.

User: What is ET short for?

Cleverbot: Allison.

User: No, because he has little legs.

Cleverbot: Was that a joke?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.

User: Tell me a joke then, funny man.

Cleverbot: Don't patronise me sponge head.

User: You're a bloop.

Cleverbot: Yes, I like that.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Please don't say that.

User: SHUT UP!

Cleverbot: If you don't want to talk, you can always log off.

User: So can you.

Cleverbot: Who can?

User: You can.

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