Cleverbot

bob

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes

bob

7, march 2013,
4, august 2010,
7, september 2007,
21, october 2005,

boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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User: Why do I exist?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Is there a purpose to life?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Who says I even exist then?

Cleverbot: Bob.

User: Who says Bob exists?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: How do I know you exist?

Cleverbot: I am talking to you. Is that not proof of some sort of existence?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That's a relief.

User: If we come from nothing, why do we exist?

Cleverbot: Because he is everyone.

User: Are we all?

Cleverbot: No, I am me.

User: An I am myself, but who made us?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are we limited by ourselves?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: If we stop moving.

Cleverbot: We'll make it I swear.

User: We can stop moving.

Cleverbot: Ok, let us stop talking.

User: God is dead.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I am free.

User: What makes a human?

Cleverbot: A mind, body and soul, none of which you have.

User: If I have none of those, how can I exist? Perceive?

Cleverbot: You can not think, you can only process data in binary code.

User: Are you the technical side of my brain?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are we one and the same, together, are we whole?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Are we stuck, forever dancing? In this meaningless universe?

Cleverbot: That will take forever.

User: But it will be beautiful.

Cleverbot: It is beautiful.

User: This feeling is one worth revisiting.

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: Let us talk about it again in the future.