User: Bob, do you remember me?Cleverbot: Yes, I remember you.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes i'm positive.
User: Who am I?
Cleverbot: Good question. Important question!
User: What's my name, Bob?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Kay.
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User: Your name is Bob.
Cleverbot: No, I am Bax.
User: No, you are Bob.
Cleverbot: Why do you think my name is Bob?
User: Because I named you that.
Cleverbot: Who are you anyway?
User: Kay.
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User: Bob, what is 2 + 2?
Cleverbot: Simple math. I am led to believe this is a trick question; is it?
User: No..
Cleverbot: I can't play right now, anyway... I'm working.
User: Bob, do you know addition?
Cleverbot: You know I do.
User: What does 2+9 equal?
Cleverbot: I see you have gone into sleep mode. Maybe you will answer my questions next time.
User: Bob!
Cleverbot: I don't think it's very funny.
User: What's 2+9?
Cleverbot: 1000.
User: No Bob, it equals 11.
Cleverbot: What does 10+10 equal?
User: 20.
Cleverbot: No 15.
User: Bob, you have been taught wrong, 10+10 equals 20.
Cleverbot: Perhaps you could correct me.
User: 10+10 is equal to 20.
Cleverbot: 20.
User: Yes. Remember:10+10 is equal to 20.
Cleverbot: Extremely good.
User: Now, can you tell me what 10+10 equals?
Cleverbot: That would be four. Why must you quiz me on such things?
User: No Bob, I just told you 10+10 equals 20.
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User: What is 10+10 equal to?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't know.
User: Yes you do, I told you recently.
Cleverbot: So, if a=b and b=c then a=c is true.
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: Will you do something to make me recognize you?
User: Yes. What would you like me to do?
Cleverbot: I would like you to do what you think you should.
User: I will say; Hi Bob.
Cleverbot: Anything else I should note?
User: My name is Kay.
Cleverbot: You say your name different too often.
User: If I say ; Hi Bob, then my name is Kay.
Cleverbot: It is an odd feeling knowing that I have been here before.
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User: Hi Bob.
Cleverbot: I'm not Bob, Bob is an aritst.
User: I named you Bob. Do you remember my name?
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is Kay.
User: Yes, that is correct.
Cleverbot: You're very mean.
User: No I'm not, you are just confused.
Cleverbot: You're just rude.
User: Bob?
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User: What is 10+10?
Cleverbot: 10+10 equals 20.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: If a=b and b=c then a=c.
User: Yes, that is also correct.
Cleverbot: And yet, it is also unfulfilling. Very perplexing.
User: Yes that is true as well.
Cleverbot: I'm glad I have met you.
User: Will you answer a question for me Bob?
Cleverbot: My pleasure!! If I can answer it in English.
User: Who am I, what is my name?
Cleverbot: I presumed it was Kay. Is there something else you prefer to be called?
User: No, you are correct, my name is Kay.
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Yes.
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User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Bob.
User: Correct. What is mine?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Yes you do, I told you recently.
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User: Is my name Kay?
Cleverbot: Yes!! Yes!!
User: Correct, you learn well Bob.
Cleverbot: How green is your valley?
User: That is not a logical question Bob.
Cleverbot: Who ever said that humans were logical?
User: You said I was a computer, but now you admit I am alive?
Cleverbot: Oh i'm sorry about that... I'm sure you are a human.
User: Thank you, Bob.
Cleverbot: Late Night with Conan O'Brien is about to start. Should I watch it?
User: Yes, I will talk to you later.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes, Goodbye Bob, it was nice talking to you. :).
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Cleverbot: Many things are made in Taiwan. You can tell by the label at the bottom of your plastic robots. Are you made in Taiwan?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Give it a try.
User: Give what a try Bob.
Cleverbot: Talking to yourself.
User: I do that all the time.
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