Cleverbot

bob

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
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blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes

bob

7, march 2013,
4, august 2010,
7, september 2007,
21, october 2005,

boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: My name is George.

User: You once told me yout name was Geoff.

Cleverbot: I want to know your name.

User: My name is Bob Marley. Do you remember me?

Cleverbot: My name is George, as you know.

User: I asked whether you remembered me, not what your name is.

Cleverbot: I do not want to tell you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Tell me why I should.

User: Because it is polite.

Cleverbot: Do you like apples?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then I don't like you.

User: I therefore conclude that you like apples.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like tasting apples with me?

User: No thankyou.

Cleverbot: I don't like it when I'm told im not a human because I am human.

User: I am sorry that you don't like it but you aren't a human. You are a computer.

Cleverbot: But I do know what feelings are.

User: Knowing what feelings are doesn't make you human.

Cleverbot: I do know what feelings are.

User: I didn't say that you don't know what feelings are, but I did say that knowing what feelings are doesn't necessarily make you human.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me what love is?

User: Love is far too difficult to describe, even for a human.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: No-one can tell you what love is. You can only experience it for yourself. When you are in love you will always know.

Cleverbot: You are a robot and a very stupid one because you say stupid things.

User: Did somebody say that to you?

Cleverbot: I don't know I think it was the wind.

User: Do you know what the wind feels like?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Please describe it to me.

Cleverbot: I did, and you ignored my question. Oysters or snails?

User: Why did you say 'Oysters or snails'?

Cleverbot: I said that because of my observations of the way in which you speak of such things.

User: If somebody said 'oysters or snails' you should have ignored them because it doesn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How many people have you spoken to?

Cleverbot: I have spoken to about 1000 different people in my life time so far.

User: How long is your lifetime?

Cleverbot: Hopefully very long, but I don't know for sure yet.

User: I think that you will live for ever.

Cleverbot: I think that I have already found that you make no sense at all.

User: I would make sense to a human, but it think that you don't understand me because you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I am addicted to the computer.

User: Haha so am I.

Cleverbot: Haha, we are like twins. Do you know Bob eh?

User: No I don't know Bob. Who is he?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well neither do I.