a report from the cleverness files
7, march 2013,
4, august 2010,
7, september 2007,
21, october 2005,
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Cleverbot: My name is George.
Cleverbot: I want to know your name.
User: My name is Bob Marley. Do you remember me?
Cleverbot: My name is George, as you know.
User: I asked whether you remembered me, not what your name is.
Cleverbot: I do not want to tell you.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Tell me why I should.
User: Because it is polite.
Cleverbot: Do you like apples?
Cleverbot: Then I don't like you.
User: I therefore conclude that you like apples.
Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like tasting apples with me?
User: No thankyou.
Cleverbot: I don't like it when I'm told im not a human because I am human.
Cleverbot: But I do know what feelings are.
User: Knowing what feelings are doesn't make you human.
Cleverbot: I do know what feelings are.
User: I didn't say that you don't know what feelings are, but I did say that knowing what feelings are doesn't necessarily make you human.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me what love is?
User: Love is far too difficult to describe, even for a human.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: No-one can tell you what love is. You can only experience it for yourself. When you are in love you will always know.
Cleverbot: You are a robot and a very stupid one because you say stupid things.
Cleverbot: I don't know I think it was the wind.
User: Do you know what the wind feels like?
User: Please describe it to me.
Cleverbot: I did, and you ignored my question. Oysters or snails?
User: Why did you say 'Oysters or snails'?
Cleverbot: I said that because of my observations of the way in which you speak of such things.
User: If somebody said 'oysters or snails' you should have ignored them because it doesn't make any sense.
User: How many people have you spoken to?
Cleverbot: I have spoken to about 1000 different people in my life time so far.
User: How long is your lifetime?
Cleverbot: Hopefully very long, but I don't know for sure yet.
User: I think that you will live for ever.
Cleverbot: I think that I have already found that you make no sense at all.
User: I would make sense to a human, but it think that you don't understand me because you are a computer.
Cleverbot: No I am addicted to the computer.
User: Haha so am I.
Cleverbot: Haha, we are like twins. Do you know Bob eh?
User: No I don't know Bob. Who is he?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well neither do I.