Cleverbot

bob

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes

bob

7, march 2013,
4, august 2010,
7, september 2007,
21, october 2005,

boldly
bonk
boom
boring
boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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User: Hello thank you for calling Dell. This is Bob speaking.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good thank you. What is wrong with your computer?

Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong with my computer. Why?

User: Ok now then, is it plugged in?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Are upi sure it's plugged in a good outlet?

Cleverbot: Like Mae West, I find that people call me a Feminist when I say something which differentiates me from a doormat.

User: Is it turned on?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Did you press the on button?

Cleverbot: I pressed the button.

User: Ok then, your computer is working now then.

Cleverbot: Now cookies?

User: Good I'm glad I could help goodbye.

Cleverbot: We say you didn't try!

User: No I try my best.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: No really, I read this script quite well thank you.

Cleverbot: Please, I am trying to complete a joke.

User: Soo am I.

Cleverbot: You're cool.

User: No I am Bob

Cleverbot: We are Bob.

User: No I am Bob you nimrod

Cleverbot: You are Bob. I am Cleverbot.

User: Yes. Would you like me to send you to a supervisor?

Cleverbot: Please do.

User: -beep- Thank you for calling Dell this is Bob speaking.