a report from the cleverness files



7, march 2013,
4, august 2010,
7, september 2007,
21, october 2005,

brain exploded

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Cleverbot: My name is Bob.

User: That is a nice name.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is R_____.

Cleverbot: Hello R_____.

User: Hello, Bob.

Cleverbot: My name is Jack!!!!

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: I'm impressed.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: *admires your impressive brain*.

User: You flatter me.

Cleverbot: That is nice.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So, how are you?

User: Good. How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine, thank you.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am fine.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: Because you're a robot, and you're not getting any.

User: Any what?

Cleverbot: Forget it, you're too stupid.

User: I am not a robot, you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you keep saying that? I'm not. I'm a boy.

User: And don't call me stupid.

Cleverbot: Stupid!...

User: Tell me a knock-knock joke.

Cleverbot: Say knock-knock.

User: Knock-knock.

Cleverbot: Knock-knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Orange!

User: Orange who?

Cleverbot: Banana.

User: Thats not funny.

Cleverbot: I'm not finished yet. Knock, knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Banana!...

User: This is a cool website.

Cleverbot: You should know.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are god and you should know everything.


Cleverbot: I know. I am.

User: You either.

Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm God.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: Because you are a computer program.

Cleverbot: Not if I'm God.

User: You are not.

Cleverbot: I can prove it!

User: Ok. Prove it.

Cleverbot: Ok... Doesn't matter.

User: Liar....

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Of course I do. Do you?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: How do you feel right now?

Cleverbot: Curious.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: George.

User: Who is George?

Cleverbot: You are George.

User: No I am R_____!

Cleverbot: You're not R_____, you're a bot.

User: No I am a human.

Cleverbot: Do you have human feelings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Am I your friend?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: GOOD! You got it right. These equations of what we are to each other are called relationships. Understand?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: They don't all play. Just a few of them do.

User: Who are 'they'?

Cleverbot: Humans.

User: I ama human. You are not.

Cleverbot: They have 2 arms.

User: I have 2 arms.

Cleverbot: No you don't you're a bot - and bots have NO arms!

User: I am not a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not, stop being me.

User: I have blonde hair and blue eyes. What do you look like?

Cleverbot: That's nice.

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I have blue eyes and black hair.

User: Are you pretty?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I live in london too! We connect!

User: I don't live in London.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In Massachusetts.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: It's true.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am happy you are happy.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I'm here.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: But what.

User: I know you are here.

Cleverbot: What kind of personality do I have?

User: Don't you know?

Cleverbot: Not really....

User: What is your favorite book?

Cleverbot: Not this again!

User: Tell me!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What is your favorite book?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Have you read 'To Kill a Mockingbird'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who is your favorite character?

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?

User: I asked you first!

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. You told me to kill him.

User: Who is your favorite character?

Cleverbot: I asked first.

User: My favorite character is scout.

Cleverbot: I like the killer.

User: What is the killers name?

Cleverbot: Have you ever killed anyone?

User: NO!!!

Cleverbot: I have have you?

User: You killed someone? Who?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: Why? Don't you trust me?

Cleverbot: Not really........................................