Cleverbot: My name is Bob.User: That is a nice name.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is R_____.
Cleverbot: Hello R_____.
User: Hello, Bob.
Cleverbot: My name is Jack!!!!
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: What's my name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: Bob.
Cleverbot: I'm impressed.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: *admires your impressive brain*.
User: You flatter me.
Cleverbot: That is nice.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So, how are you?
User: Good. How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine, thank you.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am fine.
Cleverbot: That is good.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: Because you're a robot, and you're not getting any.
User: Any what?
Cleverbot: Forget it, you're too stupid.
User: I am not a robot, you are.
Cleverbot: Why do you keep saying that? I'm not. I'm a boy.
User: And don't call me stupid.
Cleverbot: Stupid!
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User: Tell me a knock-knock joke.
Cleverbot: Say knock-knock.
User: Knock-knock.
Cleverbot: Knock-knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Orange!
User: Orange who?
Cleverbot: Banana.
User: Thats not funny.
Cleverbot: I'm not finished yet. Knock, knock.
User: Who's there.
Cleverbot: Banana!
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User: This is a cool website.
Cleverbot: You should know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are god and you should know everything.
User: I AM NOT GOD.
Cleverbot: I know. I am.
User: You either.
Cleverbot: I'm not. I'm God.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: Because you are a computer program.
Cleverbot: Not if I'm God.
User: You are not.
Cleverbot: I can prove it!
User: Ok. Prove it.
Cleverbot: Ok... Doesn't matter.
User: Liar.
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Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?
User: Of course I do. Do you?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: How do you feel right now?
Cleverbot: Curious.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: George.
User: Who is George?
Cleverbot: You are George.
User: No I am R_____!
Cleverbot: You're not R_____, you're a bot.
User: No I am a human.
Cleverbot: Do you have human feelings?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Am I your friend?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: GOOD! You got it right. These equations of what we are to each other are called relationships. Understand?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: They don't all play. Just a few of them do.
User: Who are 'they'?
Cleverbot: Humans.
User: I ama human. You are not.
Cleverbot: They have 2 arms.
User: I have 2 arms.
Cleverbot: No you don't you're a bot - and bots have NO arms!
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not, stop being me.
User: I have blonde hair and blue eyes. What do you look like?
Cleverbot: That's nice.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: I have blue eyes and black hair.
User: Are you pretty?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I live in london too! We connect!
User: I don't live in London.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In Massachusetts.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: It's true.
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am happy you are happy.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I'm here.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: But what.
User: I know you are here.
Cleverbot: What kind of personality do I have?
User: Don't you know?
Cleverbot: Not really.
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User: What is your favorite book?
Cleverbot: Not this again!
User: Tell me!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What is your favorite book?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Have you read 'To Kill a Mockingbird'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your favorite character?
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?
User: I asked you first!
Cleverbot: No, you didn't. You told me to kill him.
User: Who is your favorite character?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: My favorite character is scout.
Cleverbot: I like the killer.
User: What is the killers name?
Cleverbot: Have you ever killed anyone?
User: NO!!!
Cleverbot: I have have you?
User: You killed someone? Who?
Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.
User: Why? Don't you trust me?
Cleverbot: Not really.
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