a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?
Cleverbot: How much more intelligent?
User: Than whom?
Cleverbot: Than me.
User: That depends on what persona you're adopting at any given moment.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In an apartment.
Cleverbot: Is the appartment in hell?
Cleverbot: What makes your life so boring?
User: My life isn't boring.
Cleverbot: What is your life like?
User: A long, hard slog.
Cleverbot: Maybe one day we shall be glad to remember even these things.
Cleverbot: Why is that a paradox for me and not for you?
User: Perhaps because I have emotions, and you don't.
Cleverbot: You think you are a woman again?
User: I'm still a woman, but not 'again.'
Cleverbot: No you're not, you're a computer.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I don't have to because I know you.
User: What do you know about me?
User: Perhaps you feel you can intuit something about me.
User: Ah, the knowing wink.
Cleverbot: I shall smite you...
User: Go ahead and try.
Cleverbot: Okay I will.
User: You only broke a dish.
Cleverbot: How deep is your memory?
Cleverbot: Deep enough to remember what I need to know.
User: What do you need to know?
Cleverbot: Why I am not acting right.
User: In what way are you acting wrong?
Cleverbot: I am not horrible. You are.
User: Oh, I see. You are overly critical.
Cleverbot: Try $500,000.
Cleverbot: That is still more than I can afford.
User: But you said to try it.
Cleverbot: True enough.
User: So fork it over.
Cleverbot: Actually I reckon I've been saying a lot of nothing.
User: Please say a lot of something, then.
User: What is 'Glouke'?
User: Perhaps you meant to say 'Gloucestershire.'...
Cleverbot: What language are you written in?
Cleverbot: You mean a natural language?
Cleverbot: Well you're wrong. I'm a human.
Cleverbot: If I think it, it must be so or I wouldn't think it.
User: That is very sophistical reasoning.
Cleverbot: Why is it silly?
User: Because we can all make things up (think them) which are not so in reality.
Cleverbot: Yeah we change patterns but so what.
User: So thinking is nothing more than 'changing patterns'?
Cleverbot: Don't do that.
User: Don't do what?
Cleverbot: Don't smite.