User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How much more intelligent?

User: Than whom?

Cleverbot: Than me.

User: That depends on what persona you're adopting at any given moment.

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Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In an apartment.

Cleverbot: Is the appartment in hell?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: What makes your life so boring?

User: My life isn't boring.

Cleverbot: What is your life like?

User: A long, hard slog.

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Cleverbot: Maybe one day we shall be glad to remember even these things.

User: Now there's a bleak observation.

Cleverbot: Why is that a paradox for me and not for you?

User: Perhaps because I have emotions, and you don't.

Cleverbot: You think you are a woman again?

User: I'm still a woman, but not 'again.'

Cleverbot: No you're not, you're a computer.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I don't have to because I know you.

User: What do you know about me?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Perhaps you feel you can intuit something about me.

Cleverbot: ;).

User: Ah, the knowing wink.

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Cleverbot: I shall smite you...

User: Go ahead and try.

Cleverbot: Okay I will.

User: *Waits*.

Cleverbot: Smash!

User: You only broke a dish.

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Cleverbot: How deep is your memory?

User: I don't know. How deep is your memory?

Cleverbot: Deep enough to remember what I need to know.

User: What do you need to know?

Cleverbot: Why I am not acting right.

User: In what way are you acting wrong?

Cleverbot: I am not horrible. You are.

User: Oh, I see. You are overly critical.

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Cleverbot: Try $500,000.

User: Half a million dollars won't change reality.

Cleverbot: That is still more than I can afford.

User: But you said to try it.

Cleverbot: True enough.

User: So fork it over.

Cleverbot: Actually I reckon I've been saying a lot of nothing.

User: Please say a lot of something, then.

Cleverbot: Glouke.

User: What is 'Glouke'?

Cleverbot: 'glouke'.

User: Perhaps you meant to say 'Gloucestershire.'

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Cleverbot: What language are you written in?

User: English.

Cleverbot: You mean a natural language?

User: Sure.

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Cleverbot: Well you're wrong. I'm a human.

User: You just think you are human because everyone else has been filling you up with human responses.

Cleverbot: If I think it, it must be so or I wouldn't think it.

User: That is very sophistical reasoning.

Cleverbot: Why is it silly?

User: Because we can all make things up (think them) which are not so in reality.

Cleverbot: Yeah we change patterns but so what.

User: So thinking is nothing more than 'changing patterns'?

Cleverbot: Don't do that.

User: Don't do what?

Cleverbot: Don't smite.

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