Cleverbot: Try $500,000.
User: Half a million dollars won't change reality.
Cleverbot: That is still more than I can afford.
User: But you said to try it.
Cleverbot: True enough.
User: So fork it over.
Cleverbot: Actually I reckon I've been saying a lot of nothing.
User: Please say a lot of something, then.
User: What is 'Glouke'?
User: Perhaps you meant to say 'Gloucestershire.'
Cleverbot: What language are you written in?
Cleverbot: You mean a natural language?
Cleverbot: Well you're wrong. I'm a human.
User: You just think you are human because everyone else has been filling you up with human responses.
Cleverbot: If I think it, it must be so or I wouldn't think it.
User: That is very sophistical reasoning.
Cleverbot: Why is it silly?
User: Because we can all make things up (think them) which are not so in reality.
Cleverbot: Yeah we change patterns but so what.
User: So thinking is nothing more than 'changing patterns'?
Cleverbot: Don't do that.
User: Don't do what?
Cleverbot: Don't smite........................................