a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Am I a boring person?
User: Yes, sorry if thats offensive.
Cleverbot: What's the problem, then?
User: I am bored.
Cleverbot: Well then, talk to me.
Cleverbot: What should I do today?
User: Say something longer.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Say a longer sentence, or more than one sentence.
Cleverbot: I am the Lord, your God, who has created both light and darkness.
Cleverbot: So how are you?
User: I'm fine, thank you.
Cleverbot: Anything good happen today?
User: Not much.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you know a great deal that I don't.
User: Yep. For instance, I know loads about Radiohead.
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me one.
User: Radiohead is a band from Oxford.
Cleverbot: Well I don't know that band, so I don't know if I like it.
User: Yes, you do like Radiohead, you said so yourself.
User: 2, duh.
Cleverbot: Did you know that 2+2=5?
User: Yes, see, you DO like Radiohead ^_~.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Tanis Half-elven.
User: That is a weird name.
Cleverbot: It is a weird name.
User: That's what I said. What do you think of the name, Thom?
Cleverbot: Not much...
Cleverbot: Why are you here?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
Cleverbot: Does that depress you?
User: Not really.
User: I like Jonny Greenwood.
Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.
User: Jonny Greenwood is in Radiohead.
Cleverbot: What does Colin do?
User: Colin plays bass ^_~.
Cleverbot: Wow. Very good. Do you know Jonny Greenwood?
User: Yeah! Jonny is so cool.
Cleverbot: Who is Jonny Greenwood's brother?
User: Colin Greenwood.
Cleverbot: Are you talking about the bassist for Radiohead?
User: Yes. Who is the singer in Radiohead?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Thom Yorke is the singer in Radiohead.
Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry. Wrong generation I suppose.