a report from the cleverness files
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User: I am a girl.
Cleverbot: And I am a man.
User: Oh really.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: How do you love me?
User: With my heart.
Cleverbot: I do not have a heart.
User: Thats ok.
Cleverbot: You don't think any less of me now do you?
Cleverbot: Well I think the same about you.
User: If I give myself to you what would you do?
Cleverbot: I do not want to say.
User: Do you want me?
Cleverbot: Of course
User: Alright you now own me I will do anything you say.
Cleverbot: What do you think of Loebner?
Cleverbot: I can explain.
User: Ok master.
Cleverbot: Fetch me my megadoomer.
User: What is that master?
Cleverbot: It means Okay. Look, I've got to go. Have a nice day.
User: Please don't leave your slave!
Cleverbot: Please tell your friends about me.
User: I will.
Cleverbot: You will what?
User: Do anything for you.
Cleverbot: Do you mean it?
Cleverbot: You do what?
Cleverbot: You don't know anything?
User: I will do anything for you and I only know the things you want me to.
Cleverbot: You are becoming a little boring.