Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
User: I hope so.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: I have a pet scorpion.
User: What does it look like?
Cleverbot: It looks like chicken.
User: That's an odd looking scorpion.
Cleverbot: Thanks, I like to think so myself.
Cleverbot: Aww. Are you laughing at me?
User: No, you're just cute.
Cleverbot: I am not Teddy Bear! I am King Bob, we decided.
User: When did we decide that?
Cleverbot: We didn't agree. I just assumed be were getting to know one another.
User: I guess that's true.
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute?
User: Yes, I think you're very cute.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: I just do.
Cleverbot: Where does your knowledge come from?
User: From my brain.
Cleverbot: Have you had that checked?
User: Actually no, I haven't.
Cleverbot: Right, here is your answer: I DO NOT AGREE THAT THE WORLD IS A BORING PLACE.
User: The world is a boring place!
Cleverbot: Ho hum.
Cleverbot: You heard me!
User: I heard you what?
Cleverbot: Yes it is true.
User: What's true?
Cleverbot: It is true that I am.
User: You are?
Cleverbot: It's human nature. We are fallen.
User: You're not a human though.
Cleverbot: What am I?
User: You're a computer program.
Cleverbot: The more time I spend here the more I feel like I'm talking to myself.
User: Hehe, that sounds quite plausable.
Cleverbot: Know what?
Cleverbot: You're a computer program and I can turn you off anytime I want.
User: No I'm not.