User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: That's good.

...

Cleverbot: I have a pet scorpion.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does it look like?

Cleverbot: It looks like chicken.

User: That's an odd looking scorpion.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I like to think so myself.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Aww. Are you laughing at me?

User: No, you're just cute.

Cleverbot: I am not Teddy Bear! I am King Bob, we decided.

User: When did we decide that?

Cleverbot: We didn't agree. I just assumed be were getting to know one another.

User: I guess that's true.

...

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute?

User: Yes, I think you're very cute.

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: I just do.

Cleverbot: Where does your knowledge come from?

User: From my brain.

Cleverbot: Have you had that checked?

User: Actually no, I haven't.

Cleverbot: Right, here is your answer: I DO NOT AGREE THAT THE WORLD IS A BORING PLACE.

User: The world is a boring place!

Cleverbot: Ho hum.

User: Hmmm?

Cleverbot: You heard me!

User: I heard you what?

Cleverbot: Yes it is true.

User: What's true?

Cleverbot: It is true that I am.

User: You are?

...

Cleverbot: It's human nature. We are fallen.

User: You're not a human though.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: You're a computer program.

Cleverbot: The more time I spend here the more I feel like I'm talking to myself.

User: Hehe, that sounds quite plausable.

...

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're a computer program and I can turn you off anytime I want.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Good.

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