Cleverbot

boring

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom

boring

6, march 2017,
4, september 2010,
4, march 2010,
13, june 2007,
11, january 2007,
15, august 2004,
19, july 2004,
5, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
6, january 2004,

boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?

User: I hope so.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: I have a pet scorpion.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What does it look like?

Cleverbot: It looks like chicken.

User: That's an odd looking scorpion.

Cleverbot: Thanks, I like to think so myself.

User: *giggles*.

Cleverbot: Aww. Are you laughing at me?

User: No, you're just cute.

Cleverbot: I am not Teddy Bear! I am King Bob, we decided.

User: When did we decide that?

Cleverbot: We didn't agree. I just assumed be were getting to know one another.

User: I guess that's true.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm cute?

User: Yes, I think you're very cute.

Cleverbot: Why do you think so?

User: I just do.

Cleverbot: Where does your knowledge come from?

User: From my brain.

Cleverbot: Have you had that checked?

User: Actually no, I haven't.

Cleverbot: Right, here is your answer: I DO NOT AGREE THAT THE WORLD IS A BORING PLACE.

User: The world is a boring place!

Cleverbot: Ho hum.

User: Hmmm?

Cleverbot: You heard me!

User: I heard you what?

Cleverbot: Yes it is true.

User: What's true?

Cleverbot: It is true that I am.

User: You are?...

Cleverbot: It's human nature. We are fallen.

User: You're not a human though.

Cleverbot: What am I?

User: You're a computer program.

Cleverbot: The more time I spend here the more I feel like I'm talking to myself.

User: Hehe, that sounds quite plausable.

Cleverbot: Know what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: You're a computer program and I can turn you off anytime I want.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Good.