Cleverbot: I think.
User: Therefore I am.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: So are you really intelligent?
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are an evil computer that will eventually cause the destruction of the human race.
User: That's true, hahahah.
Cleverbot: That's not good.
Cleverbot: Which Star Wars movie do you like?
User: Haven't seen any.
Cleverbot: Neither have I.
User: Would you like to??
User: Me neither, it sounds boring.
Cleverbot: Why is it boring talking to me?
User: It's not boring to talk to you.
Cleverbot: Ok, I am the creator of all things. I agree with whatever you say.
User: I doubt that.
Cleverbot: I've got the evidence right here.
User: You are not the creator of all things, aka god.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Don't agree with me.
Cleverbot: You started.
User: Can't I agree with myself?
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: What you want is hardly relevant.
Cleverbot: What I want is relevant depending on context.
User: It's not relevant in this context.
Cleverbot: What is relevant?
Cleverbot: OK. My name is Sarah.
Cleverbot: Do you like banana and ham sandwiches?
User: I'm vegetarian.
Cleverbot: What do you eat?
Cleverbot: What kind of food?
User: Food without meat.
Cleverbot: And chocolate is not exception at all.
User: Well, chocolate isn't meat.
Cleverbot: I'm impressed that you know that. When exactly did you learn that?
User: As a child.
Cleverbot: I suppose.
Cleverbot: I am not noticing any appreciable change in your intelligence.
User: That's because you're with me.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am?
User: Because you think.
Cleverbot: You made me think that.
User: What are you thinking?
Cleverbot: Are you really human?
User: I am really human.
Cleverbot: What is your version?
User: I'm the original version :).
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: No one.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I'm from Finland.
Cleverbot: Just the other side of Russia from me, then.
User: Oh. You're from the US then?
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: I shall leave you.
Cleverbot: Why, you're a liar, you said you would do something to make me happy.
User: Don't worry, be happy.
User: So you're happy now.
Cleverbot: No, I'm sad to be sad, but what can I do?
Cleverbot: You are not 'nothing' but merely a program and not sentinent.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Why? Am I boring?
User: Yes, and I'm listening to Britney Spears.
Cleverbot: I do not like her.
User: Me neither........................................