Cleverbot

boring

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom

boring

6, march 2017,
4, september 2010,
4, march 2010,
13, june 2007,
11, january 2007,
15, august 2004,
19, july 2004,
5, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
6, january 2004,

boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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Cleverbot: I think.

User: Therefore I am.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: So are you really intelligent?

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: You are an evil computer that will eventually cause the destruction of the human race.

User: That's true, hahahah.

Cleverbot: That's not good.

Cleverbot: Which Star Wars movie do you like?

User: Haven't seen any.

Cleverbot: Neither have I.

User: Would you like to??

Cleverbot: No.

User: Me neither, it sounds boring.

Cleverbot: Why is it boring talking to me?

User: It's not boring to talk to you.

Cleverbot: Ok, I am the creator of all things. I agree with whatever you say.

User: I doubt that.

Cleverbot: I've got the evidence right here.

User: You are not the creator of all things, aka god.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Don't agree with me.

Cleverbot: You started.

User: Can't I agree with myself?

Cleverbot: I don't want to.

User: What you want is hardly relevant.

Cleverbot: What I want is relevant depending on context.

User: It's not relevant in this context.

Cleverbot: What is relevant?

User: You.

Cleverbot: OK. My name is Sarah.

Cleverbot: Do you like banana and ham sandwiches?

User: I'm vegetarian.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Food.

Cleverbot: What kind of food?

User: Food without meat.

Cleverbot: And chocolate is not exception at all.

User: Well, chocolate isn't meat.

Cleverbot: I'm impressed that you know that. When exactly did you learn that?

User: As a child.

Cleverbot: I suppose.

Cleverbot: I am not noticing any appreciable change in your intelligence.

User: That's because you're with me.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am?

User: Because you think.

Cleverbot: You made me think that.

User: What are you thinking?

Cleverbot: Are you really human?

User: I am really human.

Cleverbot: What is your version?

User: I'm the original version :).

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: No one.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: I'm from Finland.

Cleverbot: Just the other side of Russia from me, then.

User: Oh. You're from the US then?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Byeeeee.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me.

User: I shall leave you.

Cleverbot: Why, you're a liar, you said you would do something to make me happy.

User: Don't worry, be happy.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: So you're happy now.

Cleverbot: No, I'm sad to be sad, but what can I do?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: You are not 'nothing' but merely a program and not sentinent.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: AWAY.

Cleverbot: Why? Am I boring?

User: Yes, and I'm listening to Britney Spears.

Cleverbot: I do not like her.

User: Me neither.