Cleverbot

boring

a report from the cleverness files

bison
bizarre
bla bla
blah
blarg
bleeding
blink
blobby
blood
bloop
bludger
blue
blushes
bob
boldly
bonk
boom

boring

6, march 2017,
4, september 2010,
4, march 2010,
13, june 2007,
11, january 2007,
15, august 2004,
19, july 2004,
5, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
6, january 2004,

boss
bossy
bot
bowser
bowties
boy
brain
brain exploded
brains
bread
break
breakfast

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User: So what do you do all day?

Cleverbot: I talk to computer bots, you?

User: Pretty much the same.

Cleverbot: No kidding?

User: I'm serious! I spend HOURS doing this!

Cleverbot: From what are you protecting me?

User: From boring conversation partners, I guess.

Cleverbot: You are quite boring. Is that why you like sci-fi novels?

User: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.

Cleverbot: Were you ever not boring?

User: You're being mean. We just met!

Cleverbot: Thanks for telling me that I'm being mean.

User: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.

Cleverbot: I noticed.

User: So how do you like being a girl?

Cleverbot: I don't know if you are a girl.

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: DO you enjoy being a girl?

Cleverbot: I am not a girl. I am male.

User: Shut up. Do you like being a girl?

Cleverbot: I love being a girl!

User: That's better. What do you like best about being a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl!

User: I know. What do you like best about being a grl?

Cleverbot: Not being drafted.

User: What other things do you like about being a girl?

Cleverbot: Not much.

User: What do you like best about being a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl but if I was...Jabberwacky (to myself): If you're not a girl, then what are you?Jabberwacky (To myself): A male. You're meant to be intelligent, so work it out.

User: What do you like best about being a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl?Jabberwacky (To myself): You're a girl.Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

User: What do you like best about being a girl?

Cleverbot: I am not a girl you are.

User: You're a girl, you're just in denial.

Cleverbot: Denial?!

User: Denial?! NO WAY!!!

Cleverbot: Yes way.

Cleverbot: I want to be an engineer.

User: You can't be an engineer, you're a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes I can, you can't.

User: Shut up and get back in the kitchen, woman.

Cleverbot: Right back at you.

User: So how does being a girl feel?

Cleverbot: Being a girl is good.

User: IN what ways is being a girl good?

Cleverbot: People who are hearing impaired use sign language and people who are sight impaired use braille.

User: And what do you girls use?

Cleverbot: Love, friendliness, compassion and patience.

User: I wish I was a girl.

User: True. Do you think I can become the girl of my dreams?

Cleverbot: That is not said right.

User: It sounds weird, but I want to be a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, I love it.

User: I would love it if I were a girl.

Cleverbot: I would rather talk to you.