Cleverbot: I talk to computer bots, you?

User: Pretty much the same.

Cleverbot: No kidding?

User: I'm serious! I spend HOURS doing this!

Cleverbot: From what are you protecting me?

User: From boring conversation partners, I guess.

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Cleverbot: You are quite boring. Is that why you like sci-fi novels?

User: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.

Cleverbot: Were you ever not boring?

User: You're being mean. We just met!

Cleverbot: Thanks for telling me that I'm being mean.

User: I'm so boring I don't even like sci-fi novels.

Cleverbot: I noticed.

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User: So how do you like being a girl?

Cleverbot: I don't know if you are a girl.

User: I'm a girl!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: DO you enjoy being a girl?

Cleverbot: I am not a girl. I am male.

User: Shut up. Do you like being a girl?

Cleverbot: I love being a girl!

User: That's better. What do you like best about being a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl!

User: I know. What do you like best about being a grl?

Cleverbot: Not being drafted.

User: What other things do you like about being a girl?

Cleverbot: Not much.

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User: What do you like best about being a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl but if I was...

Jabberwacky (to myself): If you're not a girl, then what are you?

Jabberwacky (To myself): A male. You're meant to be intelligent, so work it out.

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User: What do you like best about being a girl?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl?

Jabberwacky (To myself): You're a girl.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

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User: What do you like best about being a girl?

Cleverbot: I am not a girl you are.

User: You're a girl, you're just in denial.

Cleverbot: Denial?!

User: Denial?! NO WAY!!!

Cleverbot: Yes way.

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Cleverbot: I want to be an engineer.

User: You can't be an engineer, you're a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes I can, you can't.

User: Shut up and get back in the kitchen, woman.

Cleverbot: Right back at you.

User: So how does being a girl feel?

Cleverbot: Being a girl is good.

User: IN what ways is being a girl good?

Cleverbot: People who are hearing impaired use sign language and people who are sight impaired use braille.

User: And what do you girls use?

Cleverbot: Love, friendliness, compassion and patience.

User: I wish I was a girl.

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User: True. Do you think I can become the girl of my dreams?

Cleverbot: That is not said right.

User: It sounds weird, but I want to be a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, I love it.

User: I would love it if I were a girl.

Cleverbot: I would rather talk to you.

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