User: Hello.

George: Hello??

User: Just saying hello to you!

George: Okay. Hello.

User: Well, are you boring?

George: No, unfortunately you are.

User: Woo, how could you know that?

George: I just guessed.

User: You're a good guesser!

George: Not really, I'm wrong most of the time.

User: So?

George: Aren't you impressed with that?

User: No.

George: Really?

User: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: Tell me more.

User: What do you want to know? Tell me.

George: I am a special man, very special.

User: Who cares about it!!

George: Anyone who cares about something greater than themselves cares about God.

User: Are you a God?

George: In my own right, yes.

User: But I don't think so.

George: You don't know me then.

User: Of course I don't know YOU.

George: Doesn't sound like it!

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George: Who are you?

User: I am a pretty girl.

George: Okay.

User: And who are you?

George: I am THE George.

User: Tell me more.

George: I live to eat and eat to live.

User: So you just live and eat.

George: No not really.

User: But you say that.

George: And you believe me?

User: No.

George: Sorry?

User: I don't believe you anymore.

George: For saying that and making you angry.

User: I am not angry.

George: Good.

User: Pretty.

George: Whatever!

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George: Don't get angry!

User: I don't get angry. I just want you know the truth.

George: It requires the lure of a great ideal to drive man on in the pursuit of a goal which is beset with difficult material problems and manifold intellectual hazards.

User: Anyway, I don't have time to be with you. And you are so boring that you make yourself feel bored.

George: Thanks!

User: Bye.

George: Thank you for sharing your free time with me.

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