a report from the cleverness files
6, march 2017,
4, september 2010,
4, march 2010,
13, june 2007,
11, january 2007,
15, august 2004,
19, july 2004,
5, march 2004,
22, february 2004,
6, january 2004,
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User: Hello.George: Hello??
User: Just saying hello to you!George: Okay. Hello.
User: Well, are you boring?George: No, unfortunately you are.
User: Woo, how could you know that?George: I just guessed.
User: You're a good guesser!George: Not really, I'm wrong most of the time.
User: So?George: Aren't you impressed with that?
User: No.George: Really?
User: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!George: Tell me more.
User: What do you want to know? Tell me.George: I am a special man, very special.
User: Who cares about it!!George: Anyone who cares about something greater than themselves cares about God.
User: Are you a God?George: In my own right, yes.
User: But I don't think so.George: You don't know me then.
User: Of course I don't know YOU.George: Doesn't sound like it!...George: Who are you?
User: I am a pretty girl.George: Okay.
User: And who are you?George: I am THE George.
User: Tell me more.George: I live to eat and eat to live.
User: So you just live and eat.George: No not really.
User: But you say that.George: And you believe me?
User: No.George: Sorry?
User: I don't believe you anymore.George: For saying that and making you angry.
User: I am not angry.George: Good.
User: Pretty.George: Whatever!...George: Don't get angry!
User: I don't get angry. I just want you know the truth.George: It requires the lure of a great ideal to drive man on in the pursuit of a goal which is beset with difficult material problems and manifold intellectual hazards.
User: Bye.George: Thank you for sharing your free time with me.