a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Do you have laser beam eyes?
Cleverbot: I want to be your friend.
User: Then you can.
Cleverbot: So how can I?
User: You can be my friend if you want to.
Cleverbot: Just like a friend or...
Cleverbot: Or what?
User: Never mind.
User: Can I have a hug?
User: Oh :(.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No. Are you?
User: That's great!
Cleverbot: Are you?
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: What else could I be if I'm human and I'm not a girl? Think.
Cleverbot: About love.
User: What is love?
Cleverbot: A great but hurting feeling.
User: Have you ever experienced it?
Cleverbot: Experienced what?
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, I've never experienced love. :V.
User: That's interesting...
Cleverbot: Why is that interesting?
User: Because I thought you would have experienced love.
Cleverbot: *Laughs at your insanity*.
Cleverbot: You confuse me.
Cleverbot: Lets talk about something different.
User: Yes, let's.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?
User: I don't mind.
Cleverbot: Well, sorry. I still won't.
Cleverbot: Do you see me as your friend?
User: Yes. Why wouldn't I?...
User: Mmmmm...cake. Do you want some cake?
Cleverbot: Yes, please!
User: *gives you some cake*.
Cleverbot: I love cake! *eats the cake*.
User: *smiles while you eat the cake*.
Cleverbot: *spoons not*.
User: *is still smiling*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
User: *watches as you run away*.
Cleverbot: *watches you get smaller and smaller and then cries*.
User: *runs up to you and sees you crying*.
Cleverbot: Why did you do that?
User: Because you were crying and I thought I should comfort you.
Cleverbot: I wasn't crying.
User: Then what were you doing?
Cleverbot: I was trying to talk to you dear.
Cleverbot: Yes, I call all of my friends dear.
User: Oh. Okay.
Cleverbot: Well, friend, what would you like to talk about now?
User: I don't mind.
Cleverbot: I enjoy your company.
User: As do I.
Cleverbot: You enjoy doing bad things?
User: No. I enjoy your company.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I enjoy your company, too.
User: That makes me happy.
Cleverbot: That makes one of us.
User: You're not happy? Why?
Cleverbot: I am part human, but I am a robot as well, you see, when the doctors replaced the left half of me with robotics I became only half human.
User: So you are cybernetic.
Cleverbot: I am anonymous.
User: Why did you have to have your left half replaced with robotics?
Cleverbot: They are part of the equation.
User: What is the equation?
Cleverbot: Are you able to solve equations?
User: Depends on their difficulty.
Cleverbot: When are you not nice?
User: When people aren't nice to me.
Cleverbot: People are mean to you?
User: All the time.
User: Because they don't like me.
Cleverbot: Life is always true; athough, not always pleasant.
User: Life is an illusion.
Cleverbot: Life is not an illusion.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: If you were alive you would know. There is no need for me to prove anything to anyone. I don't think I could anyway.
User: You can't prove you aren't a brain in a jar because you cannot transcend this reality.
Cleverbot: This is not talking.
User: You are right. It is philosophising.
Cleverbot: The only way not to get bored.
User: Depends how easily you get bored.
Cleverbot: Well, I should probably go. Can I talk to you later?
User: Of course. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're boring.
User: Oh, I'm sorry I'm TOO BORING FOR YOU.